How to tell if it's a tranny!
 

I went to a show saturday night and met this HOT black chick. I was kinda fucked up at the time.

So I called her last night, and suddenly became suspicious of this woman's gender for the following reasons:

1) Her voice over the telephone sounded like it could either be a woman with a husky tone, or a dude who does an excellent woman impersonation.

2) She was hanging out with two gay guys. She said one was her brother but there was NO resemblance whatsoever.

3) She was fucking TALL. This babe had to be 5'11 at least. I'm 6'2 and she wasn't much shorter than me.

4) Her body was unbelieveably perfect. Had to be something like 38D-24-36.

The room was fucking dark, but I don't recall seeing an adams apple or a bulge in her crotch, and I didn't look at her feet to see if she wore size 12's or something.

My sister thinks I'm nuts. She met the girl and thinks she is all woman.


But I wonder what GFYers think....Should I set up a daytime date to and check for the adams apple? Do you wanna date her (him?)?

if the tranny is hot, then just hit it and dont tell your homies:2 cents:

Ummm - I guess that's an option....... :helpme

Always look at the throat..they can't hide a adams apple

Scratch and sniff.

grab the crotch.

what about no....

Look at the hands. Man hands are hard to hide no matter what you do. There is something about tranny hands that always give away the secret.

you can get rid of the adams apple nowadays. look at the brow bone, that is where it lies. in the forehead where the eyebrows lie. If its protruding, he's a dick. if its not, shes a chick, and be sure to hit her then.

;-)

ask her if she was once a dude ? Beats guessing

Suck her dick - If she pulls out and jizzes on your face, shes a straight dude... on the other hand if she bends you over and fucks you in the ass, she's a gay dude.

Sure fire test - works every time.

that is the best test..

seriously, how can you not tell the difference between a man and a woman? The smell is totally different, the look, everything! What the fuck?

Hmmm... I'm tall - 6ft with a nasty habit of wearing 3-4" heels, and I'm NO Tranny....

If you aren't really sure, is it really worth the nightmares? (unless you are into that sort of thing)

This one had me fooled for a minute

http://mirrored.flabber.nl/britney.lookalike/

Were you at "Big Fish Pub" on saturday night?:Graucho

Er, does she have a penis?

i always do the tranny crotch test on the first date

is that why i never get a second date???

Ummmm... No :1orglaugh

Okay, she just called me again. What do you think of the new info I just gleaned:

1) She lives with her "Brother" and his gay lover.

2) She is 5'10" exactly

3) Her parents hate her. (uh oh, not looking good)

I like tony404's suggestion. I should have asked if she had a cock over the phone and all this shit would have been cleared up. Now I'll have to wait and see if she calls back.

Damn, so I still don't know....:glugglug

Why not just ask for that day date and get over it?

How to tell?

Dude, If you have any doubts at all

Stay the fuck away lol