Hey guys ever faked an orgasm?
 

Ever get so tired of banging some chick so when she's not looking you tell her to close her eyes and just throw some mucous across her face and scream lke you're cumming?

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was that a no?

It's a simple question, what's so confusing?

Eros, I can't say that I have!

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Damn thats funny

I agree cuz that girl would be TOO stupid not to notice a thing...I mean mucous AND CUM???

Hmmm i faked once, but then just pretending i came in her ... but worked fine :Graucho

Hell ya..all the time..why give her all the pleasure?

ya i have faked it a few times
after a while u just get tired.

dont think its possible....girls wont leave their eyes closed for long...girls will catch that in a sec

wtf...

i dont think your bf was faking it

reminds me of that seinfeld episode

No, I never get tired of pussy, or any girl

ive been drunk a few times and gave up after a few hours, didnt bother to fake anything though.

I've never done it exactly that way, but I have gotten to fake it a few times.

jDoG

Why not just be honest and say you can't be fucked? (literally :Graucho )

yes . . . I had a girlfriend that insisted we use condoms, and there would be times that she got off, and I knew nothing was going to happen for me, and that would just totally deflate her whole ego trip, I would fake it

No, never had to. Concentrate hard and point out my toes is about the hardest I've ever had to try. :)

40 days and 40 nights.

nope, havent tried that yet.

I keep a squirt gun full of watered down hand lotion beside the bed for just such emergencies.

yes sir, cant ever feel shit with condoms on.. guess im too small :(

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I used to date this chick who was awesome in every way except that she was the deadest fuck ever. She'd moan and groan and get off a couple times, then try to talk shit in my ear. I never could get off if she was prattling away, "oh baby...come on...ya...that's it...ohh.." Most of the time I'd just tell her to shutup or put my hand over her mouth.

But, there were several times when it was just easier to tighten up the ass and lower back and get deep for a few seconds. She'd be all proud of herself and jump up to get us juice and bananas or something.

Like I said, great in every way....but, just fuckin' terrible in bed.

Now that's funny. I faked an internl orgasm once and the girl got mad when I told her later that I faked it.

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