Punker Barbie?
 

I'm grumpy and bored (something in the realm of PMS) tonight and I don't want to go to bed just yet...

Since you're the unofficial morale mascot around here,

could you please tell me a joke or something funny.
Anything even slightly amusing will do.

Eve:bigears

will these help?

http://209.126.180.115/din72.jpg

http://209.126.180.115/din151.jpg

Hi Eve!

:) :hi

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps to the operator: ?My friend is dead! What can I do??

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: ?Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.?


There is a silence, . . . .




.


then a shot is heard.






.


The guy's voice comes back on the line.





He says: ?OK, now what?"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That sounds like Kansas hunters to me!

Yea, that's a little better...*sniveling*

The Captain and I would come out there, but I already went there once today, and did not see one orange sombrero anywhere :(

hi! How are you? You're in the Netherlands, right?

A pack of jackyls attacked me and tried to hump my dog. I threw the sombrero to distract them. If you saw a blur run by with purple feet, that would have been me....

I'm sorry I missed you. :winkwink:

Well I guess Punker Barbie has choosen to dismiss me....*more sniveling*

I can't say I blame her....I wouldn't want to talk to a crabby sourpuss like myself right now either. :(

u bunch of HORN dogs!

1, opening photoshop
2, cropping out baddog
3, opening up some lube
4, Spanking the meat wrench will begin in 30 seconds. :)
Duke

OMG not even!!!! i wish i has seen this thread in time ! sorry hun!!!!!

heres a pix evertime i see it, it makes me smile :)
hope ur feeling better!

http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew...e-got-back.jpg

please give up with this girl ! :mad:

Speaking of Punker, where are you? ;) I've lost yoru ICQ - 78881543 when you get a chance.