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Sexzity 06-28-2004 12:27 PM

Wanted: DEAD!
 
I just came back from vacation and it was nice, until i was in a drive in ZOO.
We was driving in my 1 year old car and had a great time, until this animal came by:
http://sexzity.com/show/killit.jpg

It walk over to the car, very curious and stick its head into the backseat of the car, where my son is. Then my wife put her hand up to is head, it redraw.
Then it sticks the head into my wife at the front and my wife again put her hand up and touch it nose and tell it to keep back. Then it redraw again, looking at my wife and go total crazy.
It start kicking with its front legs at the front of the car, the window, the frontdoor and backdoor. :feels-hot

It is going to cost the ZOO 2-3k$ to recover the car

So if there is a Wapiti near you, please kill it for me!

TheWildcard 06-28-2004 12:30 PM

pic doesn't load. but yeah those animals are stupid

Rich 06-28-2004 12:31 PM

You want to kill a wild animal because you're stupid enough to drive up to it with your windows down and son in the back seat? Here's a tip, STAY AWAY FROM HUGE WILD ANIMALS.

Niko 06-28-2004 12:32 PM

How about a pic of your car?

beergood 06-28-2004 12:32 PM

That animal would be looking at this if I were you....


http://abyss.hubbe.net/gfx/covers/jt...shotgun-lg.jpg

Strife 06-28-2004 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rich
You want to kill a wild animal because you're stupid enough to drive up to it with your windows down and son in the back seat? Here's a tip, STAY AWAY FROM HUGE WILD ANIMALS.
AGREED.

sickkittens 06-28-2004 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rich
You want to kill a wild animal because you're stupid enough to drive up to it with your windows down and son in the back seat? Here's a tip, STAY AWAY FROM HUGE WILD ANIMALS.
What he said.

Where are you from by the way?

Spunky 06-28-2004 12:35 PM

:1orglaugh That sucks..he was pissed cause you didn't give him food

Manowar 06-28-2004 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beergood
That animal would be looking at this if I were you....


http://abyss.hubbe.net/gfx/covers/jt...shotgun-lg.jpg

:1orglaugh Best laugh i have had in ages :1orglaugh

Denis_SC 06-28-2004 12:36 PM

You won't get a penny from the zoo ! I'm 100% sure there was a warning sign not to drive your car around with your windows open and that the zoo is not responsible for any damages that could be made by animals :glugglug

Sexzity 06-28-2004 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rich
You want to kill a wild animal because you're stupid enough to drive up to it with your windows down and son in the back seat? Here's a tip, STAY AWAY FROM HUGE WILD ANIMALS.
It is a drive in Zoo. You have to sit in the car, to watch the animals

C-Bass 06-28-2004 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rich
You want to kill a wild animal because you're stupid enough to drive up to it with your windows down and son in the back seat? Here's a tip, STAY AWAY FROM HUGE WILD ANIMALS.

:1orglaugh

nofx 06-28-2004 12:37 PM

I have never heard of a drive-in zoo before. where are you?

Rich 06-28-2004 12:40 PM

This thread should really be called "Sexzity Owned by Wapiti". We need more pics! :1orglaugh

Manowar 06-28-2004 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sexzity
It is a drive in Zoo. You have to sit in the car, to watch the animals
Why did you have your windows down ?

Sexzity 06-28-2004 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Denis_SC
You won't get a penny from the zoo ! I'm 100% sure there was a warning sign not to drive your car around with your windows open and that the zoo is not responsible for any damages that could be made by animals :glugglug
They cover my car, i have that on paper, writen and sign from them.
The reason i do that, it becouse they told me that it happens with the wapitis 2-3 times every year.

mahoney 06-28-2004 12:41 PM

Wow, you should sell that to Animals Attacks :1orglaugh

Basic_man 06-28-2004 12:42 PM

pretty funny story! :D

boneprone 06-28-2004 12:43 PM

I think you should go back to the drive in Zoo.. Park the car, and get out of the car with some friends, put on your hunting gear and go hunting in their lttle zoo..

Dont bother using real hunting gear or hunting rifles, just go stealth and use handguns and camouflage..

When you get one, cut off his fucking head, and mount it on the front of your car and drive through the zoo real slow so the other animals can see the harsh message you are trying to send em..

When they see the head of one of thier brothers on the hood of your car mounted, then and only then will they realize your not the mother fucker they should be messing with..

You'll have the last laugh..

This is what Id do.

beergood 06-28-2004 12:46 PM

Does anyone have the video of that cheetah tearing up some dudes ass through the window of a truck? He was trying to get the cheetah out of the back of a truck with a cage on it and the cheetah came out and around and whipped his ass good through the window.

Denis_SC 06-28-2004 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sexzity
They cover my car, i have that on paper, writen and sign from them.
The reason i do that, it becouse they told me that it happens with the wapitis 2-3 times every year.

Lucky you then . :winkwink:

Lucy 06-28-2004 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rich
You want to kill a wild animal because you're stupid enough to drive up to it with your windows down and son in the back seat? Here's a tip, STAY AWAY FROM HUGE WILD ANIMALS.

yes, I completely agree with him too... :thumbsup

MaDalton 06-28-2004 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
I think you should go back to the drive in Zoo.. Park the car, and get out of the car with some friends, put on your hunting gear and go hunting in their lttle zoo..

Dont bother using real hunting gear or hunting rifles, just go stealth and use handguns and camouflage..

When you get one, cut off his fucking head, and mount it on the front of your car and drive through the zoo real slow so the other animals can see the harsh message you are trying to send em..

When they see the head of one of thier brothers on the hood of your car mounted, then and only then will they realize your not the mother fucker they should be messing with..

You'll have the last laugh..

This is what Id do.


that should be done to internet scammers too. :1orglaugh

kimzar 06-28-2004 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beergood
That animal would be looking at this if I were you....


http://abyss.hubbe.net/gfx/covers/jt...shotgun-lg.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh nice

More Booze 06-28-2004 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
Why did you have your windows down ?
yeah, thats very stupid...

MaDalton 06-28-2004 01:00 PM

btw: when I was very small, me and my parents had the same situation with an emu - it scared me to death. :helpme

Repetitive Monkey 06-28-2004 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sexzity
I just came back from vacation and it was nice, until i was in a drive in ZOO.
We was driving in my 1 year old car and had a great time, until this animal came by:
http://sexzity.com/show/killit.jpg

It walk over to the car, very curious and stick its head into the backseat of the car, where my son is. Then my wife put her hand up to is head, it redraw.
Then it sticks the head into my wife at the front and my wife again put her hand up and touch it nose and tell it to keep back. Then it redraw again, looking at my wife and go total crazy.
It start kicking with its front legs at the front of the car, the window, the frontdoor and backdoor. :feels-hot

It is going to cost the ZOO 2-3k$ to recover the car

So if there is a Wapiti near you, please kill it for me!

Animals have instincts which are the way they are because it gave their predecessors an edge in the game of survival. The animal to which you are referring was placed in said entertainment entrapment ("Zoo") by humans, without its consent, and then you and your dysfunctional family decided it would be a great idea to drive up to said animal and threaten its territorial well-being by spanking its face and letting an ugly woman make boo-boo faces at it. Guess what? Any consequences are yours to take, it's your fucking fault. :321GFY

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

But seriously, can you really blame the animal?


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