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Jonathan Quarkschowski 07-18-2004 05:34 AM

adult webmistress is short for:
 
couldn't sell my pussy in real life, will try and sell some other pussy instead.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

punker barbie 07-18-2004 05:35 AM

ummmmmmmmmmm okay.

cool1 07-18-2004 05:41 AM

Not true :2 cents:

NickPapageorgio 07-18-2004 05:44 AM

Sig placement. This thread will get ugly.

amber438 07-18-2004 05:45 AM

And you came to that conclision because....?
I know..because most male adult webmasters and fat, old, balding, live in trailer homes and are needledicks, right? So you assume female webmistresses are in similar circumstances, right??

Your powers of deduction are uncanny, Sherlock..

Jonathan Quarkschowski 07-18-2004 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by amber438
And you came to that conclision because....?
I know..because most male adult webmasters and fat, old, balding, live in trailer homes and are needledicks, right? So you assume female webmistresses are in similar circumstances, right??

Your powers of deduction are uncanny, Sherlock..

came a long way from "whatever", what got you started?

Quote:

Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
Sig placement. This thread will get ugly.
the truth always is, amazing how guys turn into pussies themselfs.

it's a messageboard ya fagots, 90% of the chicks you are trying to impress have balls. (the other 10% could deflorate your bum with their oversized clit.)

amber438 07-18-2004 05:54 AM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Jonathan Quarkschowski
[B]came a long way from "whatever", what got you started?



My coffee cup was empty and I got pissed

Doctor Dre 07-18-2004 06:02 AM

Just go on the street and sell your dick to gay fat mens if you think like that ...

KDizzla 07-18-2004 06:06 AM

Youre a fucking idiot. They're here for the money just like you.

Jonathan Quarkschowski 07-18-2004 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
fat mens
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BT 07-18-2004 06:10 AM

you were a hooker?

fatbaby 07-18-2004 06:28 AM

Quote:

I know..because most male adult webmasters and fat, old, balding, live in trailer homes and are needledicks, right?
It's a DOUBLE WIDE, I'll have you know! :thumbsup

hova 07-18-2004 06:36 AM

:(

amber438 07-18-2004 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fatbaby
It's a DOUBLE WIDE, I'll have you know! :thumbsup
Shoot..I am sorry..I totally forgot!!
I will remember that next time..ok..??



:Graucho :Graucho

The Other Sweetie 07-18-2004 07:11 AM

You're such a shit stain. If that's the case, then let's turn the tables and talk about the guys. Going by your ideology, male webmasters are only webmasters because you can't get real pussy outside your pc. Instead you have to settle for what you sell online. Seems to me that makes you guys a bit more pathetic than us girls. :winkwink:

angelsofporn 07-18-2004 09:03 AM

Whatever hapened to Nina? Havent seen her on in a while...she was super cool

Tala 07-18-2004 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fatbaby
It's a DOUBLE WIDE, I'll have you know! :thumbsup
Wow! Impressive! You're a true player in the business, aren't you? :bowdown :bowdown




:winkwink:

Ross 07-18-2004 09:07 AM

You suck.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 07-18-2004 09:10 AM

trolling :1orglaugh

Tala 07-18-2004 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
trolling :1orglaugh
And they call us attention whores. Ha!

Soooooo....a woman is an attention whore and a man is a troll. Righto.




I need more coffee....

DarkJedi 07-18-2004 09:16 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

MissMina 07-18-2004 09:23 AM

That was rude and uncalled for. You sir can :321GFY

MandyBlake 07-18-2004 09:50 AM

How do you get the balls to say that?
What do you base this on?

The Bootyologist 07-18-2004 09:53 AM

uh oh

who has popcorn?

Tala 07-18-2004 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Bootyologist
uh oh

who has popcorn?

http://www.freakmanor.com/smilies/popcorn.gif

MiSsBeHeaDReSs 07-18-2004 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jonathan Quarkschowski

it's a messageboard ya fagots, 90% of the chicks you are trying to impress have balls. (the other 10% could deflorate your bum with their oversized clit.)

Wow, been burned before??
Sorry, but people like you just make it that much harder for women like us to get anywhere.

Everytime I meet someone from this board I go through the same routine and frankly, its getting old:

Step 1. Ask tentative questions to make sure I am female. Attempt trick questions.
Step 2. Ask for pics.
Step 3. Recieve pics and react. "woah you are hot."Become more skeptical. Theres no way a hot girl could be a webmistress, right? And actually use her brain?
Step 4. Demand a phone conversation. Ha! If you are really paranoid, you call me, at random times, to ensure that it really is me and my phone number.
Step 4. Determine that I am a hot girl and a webmistress.
Step 5. Attempt to get naked pictures of me and ask me every fifteen minutes why I don't model.

It's always the same thing. I'm sorry you have all been burned. I really am. But we arent asking you to have sex with us-- we are asking you to get to know us and to do business with us. And saying that kind of shit just makes it that much harder. So thanks, and :321GFY

mrthumbs 07-18-2004 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MiSsBeHeaDReSs
Wow, been burned before??
Sorry, but people like you just make it that much harder for women like us to get anywhere.

Everytime I meet someone from this board I go through the same routine and frankly, its getting old:

Step 1. Ask tentative questions to make sure I am female. Attempt trick questions.
Step 2. Ask for pics.
Step 3. Recieve pics and react. "woah you are hot."Become more skeptical. Theres no way a hot girl could be a webmistress, right? And actually use her brain?
Step 4. Demand a phone conversation. Ha! If you are really paranoid, you call me, at random times, to ensure that it really is me and my phone number.
Step 4. Determine that I am a hot girl and a webmistress.
Step 5. Attempt to get naked pictures of me and ask me every fifteen minutes why I don't model.

It's always the same thing. I'm sorry you have all been burned. I really am. But we arent asking you to have sex with us-- we are asking you to get to know us and to do business with us. And saying that kind of shit just makes it that much harder. So thanks, and :321GFY

woah... i always thought you were a guy!

Tala 07-18-2004 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs
woah... i always thought you were a guy!
I get that a lot. It's really funny when someone comes up to me at a show and says it. :glugglug

pornguy 07-18-2004 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jonathan Quarkschowski
couldn't sell my pussy in real life, will try and sell some other pussy instead.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


This looks more like a statment from a surfer that is attempting to get free nude photos...


I know, I know, you make more money in this industry than I do, Blah, Blah, Blah!!


:1orglaugh
:321GFY

MiSsBeHeaDReSs 07-18-2004 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs
woah... i always thought you were a guy!
*sigh*

LadyMischief 07-18-2004 10:50 AM

Jonathan Quarkschowski is short for moron!

pussyluver 07-18-2004 10:57 AM

He's just trying to up his sig value. He's prolly 15?

Dagwolf 07-18-2004 11:01 AM

My coffee cup was empty and I got pissed [/B][/QUOTE]

I must be on the right track, then. I jut lost my cup of coffee and I'm REALLY pissed.

Ar3s 07-18-2004 11:17 AM

lol

btw Jonathan Quarkschowski icq me please.


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