america fights back against mastrubation
 

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Myth: There are bigger problems than masturbation, like drugs and AIDS.
Reality: Experts estimate that there are at least 150,000 Americans masturbating RIGHT NOW! Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month!

and so on

funny article :winkwink:

What's really worse, 150,000 people jacking off or a couple "experts" admitting to having counted that shit?

$3.14 billion? With that kind of money, you could buy about 26166667 hand releases in a Vegas parlour. If America is willing to spend that kind of money, at least call the pros :Graucho

Got the link to that article?

post the link to the article please

www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp

the image in first post had that link :winkwink:

My god- I wonder what we're losing! :1orglaugh

Seriously though- I wonder what percentage of that are workers in our industry- it would be interesting, I would imagine that the people who get paid to masterbate might make up some of the deficit?

Very funny site!

I'm whackin it right now...

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...and I'm Canadian, so there is nothing they can do about it. :1orglaugh




Uh.... hang on, I think I hear a helicopter outside..........

lol wierd site idd

btw, The White House's official page is www.whitehouse.gov, not www.whitehouse.org

:1orglaugh that article is great.

There might be a financial plus to the lost $3.14B in that people who do masturbate might be more focused afterwards upon the task at hand, be it at work, driving someplace, or in increased job output (hence, "productivity") to more than offset the claimed $3.14B lost!!!! I firmly believe (and "preach" in many of my "From the Trenches" monthly columns) that sex/masturbation is a natural, normal, and healthy aspect of life--"healthy" not only sexually, but also emotionally and physically! It's too bad that a lot of those catholic priests who abused males didn't jerk-off more and leave innocent kids alone:-(.

Dave
www.davecummings.com

everytime you masterbate, god kills a kitten

That's just not true. If it where, I alone would have rendered all cats and the whole feline population, including lions and tigers, extinct.

Nice site. Very Funny.

Canadians have it good. We can whack off were ever we feel like and no body cares. :thumbsup

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or

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lol I love that site.. haven't been there in awhile allways good for a laugh or two

Ha, thats great

Crazy mother fuckers :mad: