Does ANYBODY know Victoria's SECRET?!!
 

I know already this is a stupid thread, but I'm at my girlfriend's house half buzzed off a few beers and I see her Victoria's Secret catalogue sitting on the table, but this is the thing, what the fuck is Victoria's Secret? One of my goals in life is to figure out the answer to this question before I die!! If anybody knows PLEASE TELL ME!!!!! (a friend of mine said her secret was that she's a lesbian, but I am sure there are others) heheh :helpme

Tranny

She never wipes.

I simply can't tell you. Sorry.

OMG nobody knows this is horrible!! WHAT IS VICTORIA TRYING TO HIDE FROM US??!!!!! This is driving me MAAADDD!!!!

11 herbs and spices.

actually that is one of her secrets, several of the models are guys

Victoria's Secret is that she's wearing sexy lingerie underneath her everyday clothes.

shes rich bitch!

THATS IT!!!! You are a fucking genious!! That has to be it!!! It makes perfect sense. I can finallt rest in peace now thank you good brother! :thumbsup

Alright I'll tell you, but you have to promise not to tell anybody. You do and we're both dead.


k here it is....


Her nipples are out of place and they both face kind of inward. That's why all of the bras she manufactures are made for women with 'inny nipples'.


There, happy now?

Victoria's secret is that she knows you toss off to the latest catelog:winkwink:

Ya know what I think that one isn't too far from the truth either heheheh :1orglaugh

a genius

what the hell kind of man are you :1orglaugh

best lingerie ever..

Victoria is a lesbian. Only a gay woman would make undies for other woman.....

That less is more.

$$$

Victorias Secret is that "she" is a "he". (and yes, im being honest.)

her secret is that she doesnt wear underwear.

maybe she soils all the lingerie before she sells them. :winkwink:

Most of the girls Ive seen in there while passing by in the mall are nasty and theres always some sucker there in the back waiting for his girlfriend. Then all these girls are trying on panties and soiling them and then putting them back on the sale area and then the next girl trys them on and soils them. Victoria's Secret is shes spreading germs and Stank and girls are bringing them home for us. WHen you think about the process of these woman buying underwear here its pretty gross. The Secret could also be "USED" Panties. Just a thought anyway.:2 cents:

lol. You dont belong here, that answer had too much logic and truth to it. :1orglaugh

Victoria's secret is how much wealth she is getting from men's pocket for their gf/wives vices...

victoria's secret is that she's doing drugs underneath the legal business of selling lingerie

just ask jeeves ;):BangBang:

I don't know.. people that says she's lesbian sounds logical..

samuel