Thou shalt not covet thy Punker Barbie
 

Thou shalt not covet thy Punker Barbie, If thy is a homo.

If thy is a homo, thou shalt embrace and rejoyceth thine desire for man ass and thou shall lie with mankind, as thou lieth with a woman.

If thoust not desire man ass, thou shalt desire Punker Barbie the way thine hummingbird desires sweet nectar.

You shall have no other Goddesses before Punker Barbie.

Well, duhhh.

Thats straight out of the Book of Punker Chapter 13:

13:1
Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, and have not lust for Punker Barbie, I am become as breying ass, or a tinkling homo.

13:2
And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, and want not Punker Barbie, I am nothing.

13:3
And though I bestow all my goods to feed the poor, and though I give my body to be burned, and have not a desire for the Punker, it profiteth me nothing.

13:11
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I became obsessed with Punker Barbie.

13:13
And now abideth faith, hope, charity, these three; but the greatest of these is Punker Barbie's ass.

gornyhuy,

I am very impressed and amazed at your wisdom and knowledge.

wow you guys have some serious issues... I mean she is hot an all... but common :1orglaugh

Wow, i didn't know PB had her own worshippers.:helpme

I'm just a man.... just a man. :winkwink:

LET US PRAY . . .



Hail, Punker Barbie, full of grace,

The "beauty" is with thee.

Blessed are you among women, and blessed is the hotness of thine fine body.

Beautiful Barbie, creator of my delirious lust,

Think of us horny guys, now and at the hour of our arousal.

Amen.

you can easily tell who doesnt get any pussy here

You think you can?



Hey, I just sent a "thank you" note to Punker Barbie's parents for creating a national treasure. Was that wrong?

Holy crap,

You guys shir know how to make a girl blush! :)

Please step back and remove your lips from her ass... This is your final warning...

Never!!!


YOU'LL HAVE TO PRY HER ASS FROM MY COLD DEAD LIPS!!!