dont you hate it when u piss in 3 different directions
 

usually after sex or in the morning, and you take a piss and it goes all over the place.

or is it just me?

I hate that. It never fails that the smallest of the streams is the only one that hits the water. :(

yeah thats fucked up

Reminds me of this.

http://www.keysan.com/pictures/hglm0431.jpg

yah that sucks.. or having an erection that you have to bend yourself forward just to shoot your piss in the bowl.. :Graucho

it always happens when im half asleep

If you sit down like a girl it's not as bad. But sometimes it sneaks thru the seat and the bowl and drips down your legs.

Remember a funny movie with the "Ace Ventura" guy...hhaha :)

:1orglaugh I've never done that before...

Just give your dickv head a squeese before pissing and that should solve the pissing everywhere thing.

But remember not to squeese it too much, you might end up late for work

:1orglaugh

Thanks, this thread just made my day!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Me, Myself, and Irene. :thumbsup

thought it was only me.

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ya man, i hate this! i have to clean up the mess, today it went everywhere except the bowl

Yeah, I thought my penis was defective. Thanks for making me feel better.

I hate when that happens, ecspecially if one of the streams nicks the top of your pants.

Don't you hate having to clean the bathroom before breakfast? Yeah, that happened to me a couple of days ago.

3 directions !!

I think i've has it going 5 or 6 ways at once before...

yeah, I hate that...then my wife starts nagging me "what's the matter with you? why can't you hit the bowl, you stupid monkey cock?"

Just clean that sucker with a pipe cleaner first thing every morning and the problem will be solved:winkwink:

Thanks for a good laugh! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Pee in the shower you cracka's :321GFY

This is why we need urinals in our homes.

this thread is awsome:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I just do what Jim Carey does in "me, myself, and Irene".

I was thinking of shoving a drinking straw up my peehole and letting it stream out from there in a straight shot

Didn't know so many GFY'ers had disfunctional dicks :1orglaugh

It's not that hard to make it in the toilet!

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haha

Yeah, I've had it happen a few times...:1orglaugh

fucking great thread

I hope this isn't a frequent occurence for you

Agreed . Everytime my GF fucks / sucks me when I wake up, I always sit when I piss

Muahahahahahahahaha

Yeah the kid does that.. :(

But i don't clean it up so :thumbsup

i have 2 extra holes from having a double prince albert way back in the day...i always pee out of three holes...one goes back, one goes straight down and one goes out the normal hole...needless to say, i always have to sit to piss

Yeah I hate that.. usually first thing in the morning I sit the fuck down to take a leak.

NOW that is wild!!

it is, its like every morning. i think this is because i have sex every night.