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pubenemy 08-06-2004 04:44 PM

Another virgin for sale on ebay... O_o
 
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...25862 46&rd=1

:Graucho

cali_22 08-06-2004 04:45 PM

id hit it

detoxed 08-06-2004 04:46 PM

I'd hit it

Jace 08-06-2004 04:47 PM

[quote]
The item for sale is the virginity of a pretty 17 year old girl named Hillarie from massachusets. She has been forced to sell her virginity via ebay due to upcoming college fees and her severe agrophobia(only joking). She is up for trying anything once...or twice...or three times...
She is not very picky at all and as long as you're human she'll be happy. She is a vegetarian and bisexual, so this auction is for pretty much everyone. However, she does have
some standards, so no-one over the age of 50 and no-one with an STD should bid. This auction is CASH ONLY, LOCAL PICKUP auction only. After you will you will be emailed her location and you and she will arrange the meet. PLEASE DO NOT BID IF YOU ARE ONLY INTERESTED IN THE BRUTAL SLAUGHTER OF INNOCENT VIRGINS, you must at least be prepared to also have sex(another incredibly funny joke) . :)
This is a serious auction! She does not travel to you, you travel to her. The post-auction arrangements are entirly up to her and you must pay for your flights(if applicable) and accomodation. She has the right to cancel at any time for any reason post-auction.
Bid carefully
[\quote]

could be illegal in some states

BigFish 08-06-2004 04:47 PM

police setup

xclusive 08-06-2004 04:48 PM

Damn only 17 that's just so wrong:helpme

Jer 08-06-2004 04:48 PM

Quote:

Q: Can I tape the encounter, and sell it in the interweb and become an instant millionaire?
A: You sure can. A fair 30% of the royalties must be paid to Hillarie.
:1orglaugh

Jace 08-06-2004 04:48 PM

Quote:

Q: Can I tape the encounter, and sell it in the interweb and become an instant millionaire? answered on: Aug-06-04
A: You sure can. A fair 30% of the royalties must be paid to Hillarie.
ROFL, now that is awesome

Jace 08-06-2004 04:49 PM

haha, Jer saw that the same time I did

Libertine 08-06-2004 04:49 PM

Quote:

The item for sale is the virginity of a pretty 17 year old girl named Hillarie from massachusets.
An underage girl trying to sell sex... I think she's about to spend a while in prison.

Jer 08-06-2004 04:50 PM

Just read that she's 17. :ugone2far

Rob 08-06-2004 04:50 PM

She's fucking 17! If you win the bid couldn't that get you arrested for something?!?!?

Also, she is a vegetarian and bisexual - if she's a virgin then how in the FUCK would she know that!?!?!? :eek7

Jer 08-06-2004 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JaceXXX
haha, Jer saw that the same time I did
I started reading from the bottom to the top :)

QuaWee 08-06-2004 04:52 PM

i'm going to put a $1k bid down in a sec

Trent Edison 08-06-2004 04:52 PM

WTF????

QuaWee 08-06-2004 04:53 PM

j/k

Libertine 08-06-2004 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
Also, she is a vegetarian and bisexual - if she's a virgin then how in the FUCK would she know that!?!?!? :eek7
Ehm... maybe because she's attracted to both men and women? Just a thought...


Also, she may be a virgin, but that doesn't mean she hasn't sucked tons of cocks and eaten more pussy than the average korean eats ina lifetime.

Jer 08-06-2004 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
Also, she is a vegetarian and bisexual - if she's a virgin then how in the FUCK would she know that!?!?!? :eek7
She's attracted to girls, but that doesn't mean she must have had sex with any.

Axzar 08-06-2004 04:54 PM

i bidded it!

Doctor Dre 08-06-2004 04:56 PM

17 fucking years old ... lol

Jer 08-06-2004 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Axzar
i bidded it!
Current bid: US $500,100.00

:1orglaugh

bufferover 08-06-2004 05:00 PM

Not bad after she got 18

kmanrox 08-06-2004 05:02 PM

shes too old for me

loverboy 08-06-2004 05:03 PM

this is the 2nd time i heard such virginity auction at ebay. is this legal?

Persius 08-06-2004 05:04 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

eroswebmaster 08-06-2004 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JaceXXX


could be illegal in some states

the fact that she's only 17 would more than likely make it a federal crime..being that it is involving interstate commerce.

eroswebmaster 08-06-2004 05:07 PM

MANN ACT

Axzar 08-06-2004 05:08 PM

that's some final value fee!

fr8 08-06-2004 05:08 PM

The thing that I thought was the best about the auction "LOCAL PICKUP auction only." rofl!:1orglaugh

Current: US $9,000,101.00

Thats fucking insane. Thats a lifetime of sex at the Bunny Ranch.

Nightnday 08-06-2004 05:13 PM

Damn ugly auction!!
Why the fuck sell a virginity??? This piss me off!!!

ztik 08-06-2004 05:15 PM

:1orglaugh
Q: can i break out the cooter punch and wear a magic hat and use my wand to make her stomp like a rhino answered on: Aug-06-04
A: No!

ace0r 08-06-2004 05:17 PM

Q: Can i start wankin it tonight and save all the sperm in the freezer bring it over and have her eat it or pour it all over her? answered on: Aug-06-04
A: sure..

:1orglaugh

Jer 08-06-2004 05:21 PM

"The item you requested (5512586246) is invalid, still pending, or no longer in our database. Please check the number and try again. If this message persists, the item has either not started and is not yet available for viewing, or has expired and is no longer available."

NichePay_Manny 08-06-2004 05:23 PM

:thumbsup

lagwagon 08-06-2004 05:26 PM

whers the buy it now link? haha that is just too funny

Sosa 08-06-2004 05:27 PM

lol, and it is gone

lagwagon 08-06-2004 05:27 PM

The item you requested (5512586246) is invalid, still pending, or no longer in our database. Please check the number and try again. If this message persists, the item has either not started and is not yet available for viewing, or has expired and is no longer available

cayne 08-06-2004 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cali_22
id hit it
you hit an Invalid Item...

wdsguy 08-06-2004 05:37 PM

Hot diggity

Satisfaction 08-06-2004 05:42 PM

hmm.. i think its been removed! :(

were there any pics of her?!

EviLGuY 08-06-2004 05:58 PM

Invalid Item

The item you requested (5512586246) is invalid, still pending, or no longer in our database. Please check the number and try again. If this message persists, the item has either not started and is not yet available for viewing, or has expired and is no longer available.

Doh.

Firehorse 08-06-2004 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EviLGuY
Invalid Item

The item you requested (5512586246) is invalid, still pending, or no longer in our database. Please check the number and try again. If this message persists, the item has either not started and is not yet available for viewing, or has expired and is no longer available.

Doh.

I got the same message:

Invalid Item
The item you requested (5512586246) is invalid, still pending, or no longer in our database. Please check the number and try again. If this message persists, the item has either not started and is not yet available for viewing, or has expired and is no longer available.

pubenemy 08-06-2004 06:32 PM

Gimme a minute I'll upload some screen shots I took when it first started.

pubenemy 08-06-2004 06:43 PM

www.nxtc.com/ebayad1.jpg
www.nxtc.com/ebayad2.jpg
www.nxtc.com/ebayad3.jpg

Face (o_0) 08-06-2004 06:43 PM

waits for pics


oops

Face (o_0) 08-06-2004 06:45 PM

geez nice printscreen

how about saving the image file only of the bigger pic


she pretty cute though

boobmaster 08-06-2004 06:47 PM

One of the questions posed to her by a potential bidder: "Can potentially humiliating acts like filling your mouth with spiders be arranged?"

If I wasn't an adult webmaster, I would swear that was a joke. But I've seen too much in this biz. There REALLY ARE sick fucks like that out there.

pubenemy 08-06-2004 06:49 PM

Sorry im lazy... :Graucho


Quote:

Originally posted by Face (o_0)
geez nice printscreen

how about saving the image file only of the bigger pic


she pretty cute though

:Graucho

asuna 08-06-2004 06:53 PM

invalid

pubenemy 08-06-2004 07:18 PM

read above....

http://www.nxtc.com/sex08.gif




Quote:

Originally posted by asuna
invalid


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