I love it when chicks call themselves "models or actresses"
 

mainstream of course, when they've only done one shoot, or they were an extra in the background of some B movie.

The things that chicks will say and do just to get into my pants:(

hahahah maybe it comes from seeing Juicy following you with a camera.....they think you're some bigtime producer/director searching new talent!!

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nah, i'm gonna start telling people i work for MTV when he follows me with the camera, then watch the flock of sheep come at me:1orglaugh

ahahha........start charging for the auditions ;0)

OK OK YO YO CHECK ME OUT ON DIS:

the scene involves:

Anal prod
Jenga Blocks
1 blue highlighter
Garlic Spread
Loaf of salami

......

interesting.......

i like the jenga blocks, but the garlic spread?

ewwww on the garlic spread!

ya but after you fuck them you can always brag about how you fucked a model :)

LOL when they want you that bad they will say anything! :Graucho

It's really no different than meeting someone at a party and they tell you they're a sales director... only to find out they're running the counter at the neighborhood 7/11.

People always advertise themselves as something great when they usually turn out to be nothing. It's the people who advertise themselves as nothing that I'm interested in.

Isn't juicy supposed to be the pimp and Mrizzz the pimp's bitch that follow him arround and do what he's beeing told ?

Next thing you know they are the biggest mailers arround

For real, nobody (especially in LA) is just an "average Joe"...everyone's some producer or manager or director, etc etc

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I find that it's really big in this industry.

You'll be talking to someone and asking them what they do. "Ohhh... I run a bunch of link lists, some TGPs, etc." I reply "oh really? Sweet, I submit about 5 free sites a week, every week. What's your link list? I'd love to start submitting to you." "Oh, they're down right now because I'm updating some scripts." "Hmm... all of them?" "Yeh, should be ready next week." "Yeh, um, sure. Let me know."

I am a internet Engineer


:Graucho

:1orglaugh

Growing up in Los Angeles this is what we would call those gals:
M.A.W

MODEL ACTRESS WHATEVER
:Graucho