Humour in the Elevator
 

A blond & brunette are in an elevator. On the third floor a man gets in who
looks perfect - Armani suit, Prada shoes, great build, nice butt. The bad
part is they both noticed he had dandruff. The man got off on the 5th floor.

Once the doors closed, the brunette turned to the blond and said, "Someone
should give him Head & Shoulders." To which the blond replied,

"How do you give Shoulders?"

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I am watching the Young Ones and that still made me laugh or maybe that is why! :1orglaugh

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In the heyday of the internet before the bubble burst (which I predicted 6 months in advance) ...

I was the VP of a company and would have to go to one of the top floors of a downtown city highrise ...

It was funny as the "courier guy" said to me one day ... "they're all suites doing internet crap and no brains" ... I laughed and said, "you're right" even though I was one of them.

Anways, the elevator was always packed in the morning, lunch and quitting time rush.

Once I walked in and there was hardly any room so I stood there facing everyone who was facing me ... and said, "if you think I'm turning around your nuts." - everyone laughed.

Another time - I began to sing - "this is the happy elevator - the happy elevator" - I think some got off on the next floor just to leave. roflamo

I love making jokes on the elevator its like a social norm to stare at the numbers as the go by - and never say hi to anyone - but I've never been normal (setup becareful) ...

However, I even had conversation with deaf people (she writing) if you break the social norm and just say - "hello".

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