How to start your day with a positive attitude
 

1. Create a "new folder" on your computer.

2. Name it "George W. Bush".

3. Send it to the trash.

4. Empty the trash.

5. Your computer will ask you: "Do you really want to get rid of
"George W. Bush"?

6. Answer calmly, "Yes", and press the mouse button firmly

hehe.

good one.

i rely on external motivation, always have

"They're so persuasive, with their fucking lies.
Not an ounce of respect.
They'll do anything to sell deception.
Burn the lies.
Their words of ignorance.
Shove them back.
Back down their throats.
All that I have for you is hate.
They will quickly abandon,
what little morals they have.
Tell you that you are worth nothing,
with no regard for anyone."

Now just repeat that in the election in november and everyone will be happy

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Thats a great one :thumbsup