I have a crush on a certain lady....
 

....that i hung out with at the show in florida.







and no. it wasnt juicy, i'm mad at KRL for stealing him from me:(

its not JUICY??? WTFCKK!!!

Gee...didn't see this coming. Do you fall in love at the strip clubs too?

he's KRL's bitch now, eventhough i saw him kissing European Lee

gauge?

has to be juicy, i thought about long and hard(no pun intended)

there are no women in florida, vegas, or any convention worth falling for.

watch your wallet and dont tip too much.

they like dogs, you give em food and they will follow you.

keep an eye on your hotel door key too, these hoes will excuse thewmself to the bathroom while you playing slots, go to your room and jack your shit with your own fucking hotel key man!!!!

actually i made a thread about a stripper i fell in love with just the other day...lol


thers just so many women and such little time, so i have crushes on chicks for a few days till i move on to the next one:Graucho

nah dude, she my all-time fav:Graucho

http://www.mrizzz.com/shows/FLA04/gauge.jpg

lololol

they're all a bunch of whoooooooores

j/k:winkwink:

has Gauge ever came back to LA and faced the people she owes?

According to Luke Ford she ran off oweing LA pimps over 10k.

must be nice.

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That is so sweet, Izzz. Are you going to tell us who it is? :)

juicy is a lady?

I've pegged you dude. I know lots of guys just like you.

Don't sweat it though. They wouldn't be doing their job if you didn't fall in love and give them all your cash :1orglaugh

tranny

krl gets all the babes

damn dude i never knew that:1orglaugh

i ain't taking pics next to her again...lol

lol....i'm not bad when it comes to the cash......i tease the fuck out of them abd i make sure i dont go over what i expect to spend at the club:1orglaugh

the curiousity is killing me

who is it?:glugglug

:Graucho

nah, this is just a crush...lol....maybe one day i'll let her know.

aww Izzz you're soo cute, whoever it is, is one lucky girl :)

Awww ok. I'm sure she would be flattered anyway. :)

funny how unless you are in the valley here where these girls get off the bus and their pimps get them on cam these things are overlooked.

Gauge is well,... just another hick that got into porn and ended up losing herself to drugs and the way-of-life.

Mojo writes Luke: "Does anyone remember Gauge the fiery little southern girl from Arkansas. She seems to of left the state. Last we heard she was in SC at the hospital after allegedly being beaten by her new boyfriend after several drinks and zanex's were ingested. Rumor has it Gauge is pregnant by one of three people (myself Mojo, her new knight in shining alcohol, or a German friend she met during a shoot). Gauge disappeared on me while I was back visiting my mother in Memphis while she was ill. Seems the Zanex mood swing finally took over Gauges mind. She cleaned out the bank accounts and just split. leaving me high but not dry. She was expecting me to fall but I'm still around and doing scenes. hell I'm even working with better quality girls now. I've shot with Kendra jade, and DynaMite since. Most companies couldn't work with Gauge on her own She's to out of control and pretty much makes no sense most of the time. The rest of the time she's in a Zanex coma. I feel bad because she's gotten herself in over her head and if she is having my child my concern is for the welfare of my unborn son/daughter. She really needs to get her head together get off the booze and drugs and go home to Arkansas and her family instead of running all over the country ruining her life and the health of my unborn child. Gauge if you come across this letter Go home and do what's right. if anyone reading this on your site comes across her Please give her the same Advice."

"Mojo tells Luke: "Her and I are in the middle of Hustler this month. She was really really doing good, I mean centerfold, Club magazine... We've been out here a year. We're new to the business. And she has left a Xanax addiction take over her life. She wiped out her bank account and left. And she's supposed to be pregnant. I just need to find this girl and I know she reads your site.

"We were together for three years. This is my fiance. And she's just absolutely flipped out and disappeared. Left all her clothes, her car, everything, has just disappeared, with some alcoholic guy, and now she's calling me and telling me she's pregnant.

"She took about $11000 and split. Left everything from her dance clothes to her $250 Versace shirts. She split with all her money. She's really out of her mind.

"We moved out here from Memphis, Tennessee to check out California and got into porn for some odd reason because we like the camera and are freaky that way. She disappeared two weeks ago and I heard from her once. She called me from the hospital in South Carolina where her new drunk boyfriend had whupped her ass.

its me, isnt it?? you loved the "girl with a hangover, no bra, no shoes, just rolled out of bed & put on sunglasses" look......didnt ya?! :winkwink: LOL

Hmm.. was I around you when you had stars in your eyes for this special lady?

I think I know.... :Graucho

damn fletch, you just killed the hardon i had for her:(

ah well, so is the life of another drugged-out pornstar. they can't all be saved can they

possibly???

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lmfaoooooooooooooo


i can never stop laughing no matter how many times i see that pic:1orglaugh

hahaha

man, if that got you, how about Germans renting her asshole (literally) by the hour?

"XXX writes: David Lace also flew 16yr old looking Gauge (Mojo's ex) in from Tennessee for this weekends show. She was signing his is booth at the show wearing a small davidlace.com t-shirt during the day. In the evening she was an anal sex toy for the two German owners of coolspot.de the company who partnered with davidlace on the $40,000 booth and who developed the database driven website that allows webmasters to download content as soon as they purchase it.

The Germans have a not so secret fetish for young looking(or just young) girls who can take a dick in the ass. Gauge provides her asshole (and everything other orifice ) for $800 per hour. The Germans usually rent her 3 to 4 hours at a time."

hahaha

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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omg, i gotta read more...lmfao

fletch you suck bro, lmfaooooooo

why do you think i would never even get close enough to take a pic with the Talent?

http://lukeford.com/stars/female/gauge.htm

man where i live is where these girls come to get in films.

the valley makes these girls.

sorry to ruin the fantasy. these girls are prostitutes before they even get on film most of the time.

:1orglaugh id hit it :1orglaugh

nah dude, i understand, most of these chicks have a bad background to begin with.


lolol i just gotta do my reading when it comes to them. i gotta get more informed...lol

Fletch, baby, don't sell me out like that!:sadcrying

:Graucho

I truly miss him, and you too, we'd be hangin every weekend if I lived up in NYC.

We laughed continuously. That's better than sex at my age.

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laughter is the viagra of life:thumbsup

Indeed!!

Since meeting Juicy in person I've found myself thinking about those faces he makes during the day and just cracking out in total laughter.

I can honestly say I've never met anyone quite like him in my entire life. He's a totally unique kind of guido.

I wonder if he made those faces when he was a little kid.

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i'm sure someone can photoshop the babyfaces for ya:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


yea i gotta admit, the guido has be making me laugh for years. you should see him at the clubs:winkwink:

Izzz, it me isn't it?




Oh, wait...I wasn't there!
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lololol

i usually have crushes on married women:Graucho

btw, what do you look like? pic?

That is a straight up P.I.M.P talking right there.

for some reason while reading this thread i made the juicy face.

even now my eye brow is raised.

is this like if you hang around people long enough you start to pick up words and shit from them kinda stuff?

:uhoh

:1orglaugh Hey, without those eyes and the face, and the body.. She's not too bad! That picture is a classic. :thumbsup

I'm cute, but thick for your tastes most likely. But you don't really get the full effect until you meet me in person. I'm the chick whose personality makes her way cuter than she actually is, and that's cool with me....it lasts a lot longer than just plain cute. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
http://www.hottmamas.net/DSCF8218a.jpg

god damn no

When i was 12 and my mom used to preach it about hanging out with the people on the streets, i didn't believe it, but it is VERY true man.:helpme

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omg no, juicy is getting contagious