Ever fuck your girlfriend on your desk?
 

Pretty straight forward question. Well, have you?

:Graucho

yes, I did fuck your mom on your desk, and on mine too.

Couldn't. I use those cheap, shitty $35 folding tables from Staples as desks. Cheap, easy, light and quick to move... Love 'em...

but not good for the banging :Graucho

No - but fucked my mistress on it

That sounds cool to kids in junior high

see sig.

yes, when i had a girlfriend

:(

yes.

I spank it under the desk from time to time, does that count?

o man those days are over now since i dont work in an office no more :P, but those 3 years were fucking FUN!!! lot of memories were left on that fucking table :glugglug

of course

i work from home so it is much easier to just go to the bedroom...but you know i had to do it once.

Sure. back in the day when I had straight jobs and secretaries, it was a good time to bring in my girlfriends after work and fuck them on the secretaries desk.

I have a big old recliner and nice footrest in my office within spitting distance of my desk and i have fucked extensively there, and actually in my office chair, but never up on the desk itself...

Does that count?

Nop I never fucked in my office . She thinks it's too messed up . She don't like to come in here .

Yeah I did ! :Graucho

I can barely find a place to put a piece of paper on my desk let alone fuck on it.

Yeah. She squirted on my desktop and fucked the hard drive and the video card..

:Oh crap

No, but I did somebody else girlfriend there...:Graucho

I did indeed.. :Graucho

Ahh the memories...

did once, but not my girl :Graucho
i got beaten hard with a bottle of Tequila, never knew who i was banging, i guess she liked it a lot, she was beggin for another after i worke up :Graucho

homo?

girlfriend, no. boyfriend, YES!:Graucho My leather office chair has seen quite a bit of action.

Nope i haven't:(

exactly what the fuCK!

i should have worded the title different.

:Graucho

no :glugglug

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:thumbsup

She wasn't a girlfriend.

Does bent over a desk count? :Graucho

sadly not. :(

no, my wife would kick my ass for making a mess

can't say that i have

WTF?!
Is she the kind of wife who would ask you to make the bed while you're fucking her?

:1orglaugh

It's a lot more fun having sex with your boss's nemesis on your boss's desk....not that I ever did that when I was working in an office...............:Graucho

Does Gabe's desk count?

no

hehe a benefit of the crescent indention on the ikea deak, i bet the swedes planned it this way.

http://www.ikea-usa.com/webapp/wcs/s...ts=10121*10389

"Curved front allows you to sit close to the desk and gives good, ergonomic support for your arms."

yeah ergonimics

probably
or she'd make my girlfriend clean up the desk and then nag me about it all damn day....

Here in the Lightspeed office? Not telling.

However, once when I was a young pup and worked at a Subway.... did her right there on the front counter. Didn't care who saw shit. Just did it.

many a time.... many a time :glugglug

NO there is no room :helpme

Thats just sick. We never fuck in the house.

Nope.

On the washer/dryer once though, when it was on a fast cycle :thumbsup

yes in my home office:thumbsup

yep. :Graucho

In my office, yes. On my desk? No. I'll have to try that. :Graucho

Yes, even dropped a laptop trying to clear the desk once... sure glad it wasn't mine.

yep

LOL.. only those swedes would name a desk the "Jerker". :1orglaugh

Of course, most of the offices that she has worked in as well I have in the last few years.

Once in the realtor's office looking at new houses.