BVF is about to turn in his Playa Card
 

My new Gorgeous 18 year old live in girlfriend has completely turned my life around. She's the light of my life...Just last year I said that wild horses couldn't drag me down the aisle again but I might just marry this young thang in a couple of years....I'm losing weight just from not eating fast food anymore..She has me actually giving a damn what I look like when I leave the house and has me looking and smelling good. She has the scented candles all over the house and the soft music playing and I'M LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT!

I'm phasing my own penis out of my site and I will be doing more lesbian and masturbation scenes and I will hire stunt dicks to put in the work soon...Since news is travelling around the hood that this girl lives with a "porn star", I gotta make sure that I keep my penis out of it as much as possible because I CANNOT stand to see her leave me.

If you want to know how we're living, turn on the Cosby Show on Nick at night and you'll get a clue.

My pussyhunting days are over...I have caught Moby Dick...There's nothing out there in the ocean that can compare to the ultimate catch.

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Nice! Congrats BVF, that's awesome! :)

congrats, you had the wedding blues for a while

Good luck, but don't forget that she's 18. Girls that age are fucking nuts, though it is always a good thing to improve your lifestyle.

holy fucking shit.

threads like this almost bring a tear to my eye.

:)

They really are.. 2-3 years from now she's going to be wanting to go into her slut phase and you'll be a memory.

Retired dick. :1orglaugh

Great news with your life though.

18 year olds generally have their life all figured out. Rarely do they do any more growing and end up being a different person.

Good luck to you!

We need to have a retirement party for ya

Yes, wait till she turns 20, a friend of hers will be around the house(18 year old hottie)

jesus

pics!!!

Congrats on finding a nice girl you can love!:thumbsup

yeah no shit, c'mon yo, up the gaping shots, we know you raw dogged her today in the bathroom before lunch with the handicam rollin. up it man, up it.

Can I Get your blackbook?

Well, I wouldn't revoke your playa card just yet.

Until you have a ring on her finger and you can hear wedding bells, you're still a playa inside.

Sounds like you've got high hopes for this one.

Best of luck.

Best of luck BVF... just remember to keep a tight ope on her ass cause she is young, dumb and full of cum. Young girls have a lot of mistakes to make and if you give her too much room, she'll fuck it up.

I've known her since she was 16 and a half. She was going through her slut phase with all of these ghetto knucklehead negroes who were allowed to come around her house because they were younger....Meanwhile, I got to hear all of the painful details about all of her boyfriends that she was with while I helplessly sat on the phone.

I'll never put a picture of her up on here and she doesn't like taking pictures anyway. And I would never even think of using her in porn. I don't want to ruin this girl in any way.

The girl doesn't smoke or do any drugs and she rarely drinks and if she does, it's a wine cooler...She doesn't like rap music. She listens to slow jams and old people shit...She wants to join my mother's church and sing in the choir since she sings well.

She doesn't think she's beautiful but EVERYBODY that I know who has met her says that she's a knockout and I believe that she's one of the most beautiful women I've seen in a long time..She has big baby deer eyes and they're hazelish with good bone structure..

My female friend said that she's beautiful and she wishes that she could hit on her....Everybody tells me that I made a come up with this girl.

She brought two cats over here to keep my cat "My Nig" company. We just came from the pet store where she bought four more fish and some fish supplies...And now we have a neglected box turtle that she's going to rehabilitate...She wants to be a veterinarian and I told her that she doesn't have to worry about college because I'm going to pay for it.

She's in the kitchen now setting the new fishtank up and then she's going to make me dinner.

She's a Goddess. She's the light of my life and I'll do anything to keep her...She has turned a drab bachelor pad into a comfortable home where I can actually use all of the rooms in the house again. I don't even think I'll ever masturbate again while she's around. I gotta save every drop of sperm for her.

I told my mother that she is to treat this girl as she would treat my wife....It's been cleared with her mother and father (who is a minister) and it's now official....She belongs to me now. I am her new "daddy".

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Sounds like you found yourself a good woman. Congrats

good 4 u man

sounds like you're happy with your girl... i'm a little jealous

Nigga Please.

That's a great thing to hear. I went through it as well with my GF. 4 years later, we're still happy as ever.

Cheers! :glugglug

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that's great news BVF
it's always great when you find that special someone.

My wife and I have been together 14 years and even though we argue and bitch and complain a lot, it's near impossible to ever see us apart.

Best of luck to you

and if you ever make it out to Vegas, give me shout....

wow, i remember the "honeymoon" phase of my relationship.......those were the days lol :glugglug

congrats man!!!

but love & marriage is a blood sport, so be ready for the ups and downs :winkwink: but well worth the ride!!!!!! :thumbsup

Cool... 18 is such a beautiful age :thumbsup

LAME

I'm 21 (will be 22 next month) and I wouldn't even consider getting into a serious relationship with an 18 year old.

The mental development just isn't there....

Nothing against you BVF...

I know your probably very happy right now...
but I seriously think your falling in love with a rainbow (they fade away)

What does this have to do with me? You don't know me so it won't even be an issue.

smoking? blaze it, smoke smoke.

*bowl*

fucking hilarious

I gotta ease up on the marijuana because she doesn't like it..She didn't even let me go get a beer from the corner store today because she said that I stink when I drink and it makes her feel like she's living with an old man if he always goes to get something to drink. And she doesnt' like me to drink dark sodas because she read that it negatively affects my sperm count so no more Coca-Cola and now I'm drinking 7-up.

But I still get to smoke sometimes and she's cool with it :) . In fact I'm about to puff on this bowl right now

i call bullshit.

this mother fucker is stoned and fucking with us, no way she broke this negro that quick.

now you gotta ease up on the weed for some chick? hahaha

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Naw man I'm still sober (as of right now)...

No drug in the WORLD is worth losing this girl. As long as I don't have to stop, I'm cool with slowing down...Plus I've already lost some weight and I want to lose a lot more weight and whatever makes me sexier to her, I'm going to do it.

This isn't your ordinary hoodrat. She's a ministers daughter and she was sheltered all the way up to 17 years and 364 days. That's why she left on the day of her birthday.

I'm not going to do anything to fuck this up..She's comfortable and she says that she's happier than she's ever been. I'm going to create the fantasy that she will never have to suffer as long as she's with me.

BULLSHIT

Congrats man, remember you are going to have patience with her, I have dated primarily 18 year olds and it is always a rough time for them, just ask some of the female's on here about that time in their lives and I bet they will say it was a bit confusing or at least tell you about other women and what they did.

If you have her on any kind of birth control that makes her estragen level go up and down GET HER OFF NOW, in a year or so her bio chemistry is going to wreak havok on her temperment and could lead to mild depression or at least crazy mood swings Get something that keeps her level even for as long as possible, it will save you many nights of you both trying to figure out why she is not the level headed and non typical chic she was when you got with her.

Good pussy will do that :1orglaugh

shake out of it kidd!!
she's only 18!!!


"dont do it bruther...!"