Juicy! MrIzzz! Need Guido "Tech Support" Help ASAP! LOL
 

Yo bros that hot blonde from Mike AI's get together Sunday night is really looking for a relationship. I just went out with her one night so far and she wants more.

I was busy all day and she called me 7 times.

WTF????

Now what. I'm enjoying being single and free and really not looking for a full time hookup gig, but she's a really fun girl.

What the heck should I do?

Need professional Guido advice urgently!!!

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fuck her and dump her the fuck her stripper friends

If your busy, You can always send me to take your place.

the 5 f's

find
french
finger
fuck
forget

Dude she's a New York girl. 1/2 Italian 1/2 Jewish and her brother weighs 345 lbs.

You want me to be part of the concrete mix in the new WTC?

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Go out on a few dates and then confess you have homosexual urges that need to be explored...nothing makes them run away faster :thumbsup

hmmmmm thats what you get when u chillllllllllllllllllllllllll
with me and Izzzzzzzzzzz

:Graucho

It was 5 in high school - it's 3 now, get rid of the french and finger

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That's a clever one!

Tell her you just want something open and casual.....honesty: works well sometimes hehe :1orglaugh

i still say fuck her for a few weeks then dump her

just bang her and then make her wash ur cars

split it, lick it, hit it, quit it :glugglug

where's my custom sig biatch???

After you dumped her you can find love with Mrizz and Juicy again :Graucho

tell her u are really gay and u got the hots for juicyyyy

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