Today the bank teller girl sneezed into her hands, then counted my money and
 

handed it to me. I was so fouled out.
She standing there running her glistening snot ridden fingers all throughout my cash and change.

I stood there with 2 envelopes scraping my money into another envelope not wanting to touch it and she looked at me like I was crazy.
I didn't say anything to her like "Could you please wipe your hands before you touch my money" because I didnt want her to think I was a freak. But it really pissed me off that she sneezed and just kept going.

would you have said something to her?

YOu realize just because someone sneezes doesnt mean anything comes out?

rofl

Shit, like that money has not seen a hell of a lot worse.

I rub money on my penis then take it to the bank

thats freakin nasty, i would have burned the money! :1orglaugh

You are a freak. Do you know where money gets put, how many people sweat on it, jerk off and grab a 10 spot to hit the store, and all kinds of other nasty shit?

And rubbed all over skanky strippers with god knows how many diseases!

i considered throwing it in the trash but is was $340 :disgust
it it was like $5 or something I would have told her to keep it

Send me your address, I will fed ex you a box of latex gloves and a return pre-paid envelope. Just insert all money you have into it and return to me please. It is all as dirty as hell.
After each shipment you will recieve additional free pre-paid envelope shipments each week and a new box of gloves every month. Never have to deal with dirty money again.

you should launder it.

i know, im a dork:1orglaugh

what do you expect, paper bills are no doubt dirty, might caused her to sneeze

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i bet that money was as clean as gods asshole before she sneezed on it

you do realize when you go tot he store and you get change or whatever you are touching money that was more than likely used for snorting coke or even dirtier things?

great choice of words to use for money :1orglaugh

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ya dirty stripper pussy doing dollar tricks picking that shit up with her pussy lips...

and me, i wipe my ass with hundred dollar bills..

Oh yeah, bubonic-plague-girl wipes her nose all over my cash and IM the freak

i woulda reported her to her manager

Upright Citizen's Brigade.....that show had some really funny skits.

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Thats nasty.. I would have said something. People have no manners anymore. Its really sad.

first time i saw that ass pennies scene man i was ballin that is some funny shit

at least she covered her mouth, i know plenty of people who str8 up sneeze without covering...do you have any idea just how dirty money is???

How to get even:

I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Goto the bank and ask for change. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.

BTW if anyone is in NYC be sure to check out the upright citizen's brigade theatre on 26th street, It's cheap and a hell of a lot of fun,.

Go see their show A.S.S.S.S.C.A.T. on sunday nights

ASSSSCAT 3000

"YOU HANDLE MY ASS PENNIES EVERY DAY!" :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I'm sure the money wasn't sterile before she sneezed on it... however she should have cleaned her hands before she kept handling your money

Theres a way to make a point without saying anything..

As you pick up the cash sneeze back on one of the bills and ask if you can get some 1 dollar bills. ( make sur to get it good and slimy )

or go use the bathroom wipe your ass with the bill go back to the teller and get change.

I'm fairly sure money if full of fecal matter anyway