Ever Caught Your Dick In Your Zip?
 

Fucking hell, I knew someone who was in trouble over this and had to go to hospital.

Another surfer?

I once caught another mans dick in my zipper

Come on!!.. I was drunk!

:1orglaugh

Nah my dick is way too small to make it to the zipper.

I leave it occasionally.. I usually go walk the dog commando.. and end up with a piece of skin missing. It's painful.

Yes, once :(

It will never happen again!

i hope the nurse was hot

I hope not..
Imagine getting an erection while your dick is still stuck in the zipper.. :helpme

that will hurt as HELL

Yeah and it fucking hurts like hell!

no

We have a bleeder!

mine is well blended, no need to cover it up :1orglaugh

http://www.adultoutsourcing.com/gfy/Nemo.jpg

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No, but a buddy of mine once did.... SCREAMED like he was being fucking crucified

umm no

ouch!

That fucking hurts . happened to me twice ... I hope it never happen again

moral of the story : Wear underwear

No and I'm very careful so it will never happen to me

Fool you (twice)... won't get fooled again?:glugglug

I learned this lesson as a child... never go commando in pants with zippers.

it hurts you know...:321GFY

The one time I did it, I was going commando just to do something real quick. I learned that moral very well and have not repeated it since. Besides, going commando sucks, because my balls stick to my leg and for some reason that is REALLY uncomfortable.

Last month... first time in 30 years. :(

I was stuck, couldn't get it out... I kept trying to pull the fly back down. My wife freaked and wouldn't even LOOK at it for me. :1orglaugh

I finally realized it was stuck UNDER the fly and pulled UP... presto, I was free!