Some Taiwanese guy was on my floor at the Hilton
 

And he got off the elevator before me, and he had like 30 Secret Service guys with him. Then, when his motorcade left the hotel, he had a police escort and all this shit. I want to be a high priority government official.

did you try and steal his wallet?

I didn't even know which one he was. Too bad I didn't have a camera with me, it was crazy.

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How do you know he is from Taiwan?

When I first got back to the hotel there was a shitload of security guards and cops everywhere, and the hotel security was riding in the elevators with people, so I started asking him questions.

It was stamped on his clothes "Made In Taiwan"

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Why didnt you try to fire off a shot @ him?

I was actually going to make a joke about that, but none of those people looked like they had a sense of humor.