I'm just a sweet transvestite.
 

How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out by the way that I look,
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.
We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry.

So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?
Well babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night when it all seems alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite?
I could show you my favourite obsession.
I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici... pation!
But maybe the rain isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom.

YEah Rocky Horror Picture show!! one of my favs!!! I havnt been to the actuall show yet. Trying to get hubby to go. Maybe next month on halloween i can get him to go.

I love Tim Curry but cant stand that movie.

Let me get this straight...

You have never been to the show but it's one of your favorites?

It's got to be one of the dumbest fucking flicks ever produced. If it were not for the audience participation then why would anybody like that piece of shit?

one of my best friends dads created/directed that show. (the original)

ps. its that guy with the long grey beard sitting next to jack nicholson at the laker games.

not that anyone cares, lol.

I saw the movie lol. I havnt been to the live show lol.

And it's one of your favorite movies?

You're a fucking idiot. :2 cents:

Fucking idiot? lmao whatever that show is hillarious. Its a good comedy relief movie.

Stick to dog shows.

lmao your posting the words to the song form it, and posting pics in another thread from it. So me being a fucking idiot because I like the movie? hahaha:321GFY

Last time I went to teh dog show you ran away so I couldnt show you any more lol j/k Hey im not making fun of shows you watch so all I can say is Go Fuck Yourself :)

Exactly. :thumbsup

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hehe, I used to be in the Vegas Cast.


Was good stuff. If you get me drunk enough at the next convention I can prolly recite the entire movie word for word, including AP lines :)

I was cast Riff-Raff at a local theater back in the mid 80's. Nobody shows it around here anymore:(

it has a cult following and they show it at one of the art house cinemas here once a year

Was in the one-year-only (*teehee*) Bellingham cast. Played Magenta.

Fun times! Anyone going to Vegas wanna do a screening? :glugglug

Ya know...That might be kinda fun.

I used to be in the caberet as well.

w00t!!

I have a copy, with the prompts for audience participation, since the virgins won't have a clue as to WTF everyone else is doing. Now to find a nice, big private room with a nice, bigscreen and DVD player......:helpme

When I was young and cute and skinny I dressed up as columbia for the shows, but now I make a pretty mean Magenta!

one of my faveorite plays and movies but it is about the experience. We all know it is a crappy movie but it is made great by the environment.

I met my husband because of RHPS :)

oh and ladym...i was columbia too.

if there is a Vegas screening I must be invited btw...there aren't going to be many that know the participation lines as well as I do....which is a sad thing, I know.

w00t
That post is useless without pics
Post some :glugglug

you wrote it yourself?

yeah, he did.

No no no....I'm sure it's playing somewhere in Vegas. We need to go see it at a public theater.

They play it here every other Saturday of the month. The cast is sub par, but if we get enough people to go and call out AP lines it doesnt matter

Now we're talking!

The Portland cast rocked in the past but the last time I went they sucked so bad that I have not been back for a couple of years.

I used to dance to that song when I toured all the gay bars with a group of drag queens. I have been to the movie 32 times..never went to a live performance of it.

it isn't the cast that really counts..it is the audience. A bad audience will ruin the whole thing.