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So, you're getting your meat off the grill...
and you lose a burger, slides right the fuck off the spike, lands smack on top of your shoe...
you're looking down at it... 5 second rule apply? Is that burger still game? |
Toss it back on the grill for a minute...
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It's fine!!!! Slap that baby in a bun.
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regrill immediately and eat it! :)
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Just getting ready to fire up the grill here too. |
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That is in fact the perfect answer. :thumbsup |
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Shoe, ground, pile of dog poo...it doesn't matter bro. Throw that baby back on the grill and make sure you don't eat it when everyone else is making theirs. Just eat and smile on the inside. :)
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My dog knows that anything hitting the floor (or shoes) becomes his. It's an unspoken rule we've had since he was a pup. If I start breaking that rule he'd start getting, well, persnickety with me about other things. Next time a crook is poking around my shed at night the pooch would probably sit by and snicker instead of barking to warn me. All for a burger.
Not worth the trouble. Shoe burgers go to the dog. |
dude. if it hits the shoe, throw it back on the grill for a second and you're all good. the shoe is nuetral area. :thumbsup
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A1 Steak Sauce fixes any problem :thumbsup
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Give it to your girlfriend
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Have your shoe laces dragged on a bathroom floor? If so regrill for awhile.
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rinse it off a bit with a cold beer then put it back on the grill for a few. when ready slap it on a bum with catsup, mustard and relish and give it to the wife/girlfriend or whatever. put a new one on for you.
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of course it is still good
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And man, stop using a spike to work your burgers. Use TONGS. Tongs don't pierce the meat, keeps it juicier that way, and as everyone knows.... juicy=good.
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