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erehwon 09-07-2004 03:45 AM

Why DID the chicken cross the road?
 
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market.

Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes.

Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework.

Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes.

The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values.

This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful.

Scootermuze 09-07-2004 03:48 AM

Or.....

To show the possum that it could be done... :)

robfantasy 09-07-2004 03:49 AM

hmm how bout to get to the other side where there is a titty bar

reynold 09-07-2004 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by robfantasy
hmm how bout to get to the other side where there is a titty bar
the chicken crossed the road because that's where all the bitch are!

KDizzla 09-07-2004 04:36 AM

To avoid slaughter? :Graucho

mardigras 09-07-2004 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by reynold
the chicken crossed the road because that's where all the bitch are!
He could be into roosters:winkwink:

SongRider 09-07-2004 07:11 AM

Because it was stapled to a punk rocker?

:)

Nicky 09-07-2004 07:12 AM

cause he had nothing else to do

Nanda 09-07-2004 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nicky
cause he had nothing else to do
:1orglaugh :thumbsup

SetTheWorldonFire 09-07-2004 04:42 PM

because he wanted to fuck himself? :glugglug

Marcus Aurelius 09-07-2004 04:43 PM

because KFC was across the road and he heard that "they do chicken right" :Graucho

frish 09-07-2004 04:44 PM

to piss on your shoes ..

Marcus Aurelius 09-07-2004 11:59 PM

He thought jamaican jerk was a sex thing!


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