I fucked a PLUMBER last night !!!
 

... as announced yesterday, I fucked a fat chick last night (haven't been down that road before).

... let me assure you, first and last time ever. I didn't enjoy myself for one minute, she stank, she was sweating and she had some nasty pussy farts. an expirience I could have lived without.

nevertheless, I covered her fat face with my sweet load.
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is it wrong if i got a boner while reading this ?

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i got one too :(

maybe enough GFYers will get boners and we can have a circle jerk!

did she feed u atleast?

You were really drunk, no?

you fucked a PLUMBER or a PLUMPER?

I think you need to show her this thread and yesterday's thread in order to firmly establish yourself in the heartless pig hall of fame...

how much did the plumber bill you for the time?
those bastards are expensive.

:1orglaugh i thought plumber until i read it

Well let me ask you this, did she look like this? Cause if she did all I can say is "Way to take one for the team"

http://www.pimpdog.com/images/Lexi_fatpig.jpg :thumbsup

The plumber wants to unclog your colon one more time

http://polaris.itd.ge.cnr.it/Polaris.../plumber-1.jpg

I hope she fixed your toilet as she was already there.

yea those PLUMBERS can be really nasty :1orglaugh

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plumPer

to answer you questions:

- I was sober (2 beers)
- It was free, made her pay her own drinks, cab ride to her flat.
- I came twice

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i was counting the posts until someone would notice that

My father is a plumber.
My mother might be angry about this...
:(

Just for the record. Not all fat girls smell and sweat profusely.
Also...it couldn't have been THAT bad...I mean, you came twice!
If you weren't turned on, your dick wouldn't have gotten hard!

obviously it wasnt that bad if you came

Woohooo One for mandy you go girl you tell him how it is :thumbsup

so you went "hogging" as they call it.

always wanted to know how it is to fuck a plumper. now i know without making the nasty experience. thanks for sharing :)

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hahahha


did u hug the hog . . . . . .


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you fucked a plumber ??
whats next construction worker

Congrats once you go fat you never go back....Well that's usually because you get crushed to death though...

wtf is that shit!

A plumber fixes your blocked pipes. I aint ever saw a female plumber...

Mandy,

That guy is a troll and/or fake character. GFY is full of them. :1orglaugh

You're cute, don't worry. :glugglug

LOL thanks.
I just hate it how people assume all fat girls smell and sweat all the time. Sorry it's just not true.

Mandy Blake is gorgeous! :thumbsup

That cannot be human! WTF looks like dough

Thanks!

And you are very sweet for saying so!
Thank you very much!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh i pissed myself

that is hilarious

:helpme

Not the only good pic on Pimpdog's site.

I am far away from beeing a troll, I am a good looking 28 year old suntaned webmaster.

http://www.pornimages.com/me.jpg

... I enjoy life at it's best and I added another slut to my collection yesterday. the chick was lucky I let myself down to her levels, it won't happen again.

you either lose weight or even money won't get you my cock. period.

the only thing you need to add to your collection is this:

http://m-w.com/

:2 cents:

http://www.funnypictures.co.uk/plumber.jpg

Yep, it was cofusing...

http://www.sookeharbour.com/business...chelin_man.gif
http://la.tulipe.online.fr/fichiers/images/michelin.jpg

eiw! that's nasty!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

FATTY !!

Did your dick make it all the way in or were you just fucking one of the rolls on the way to it? :winkwink:

mate, I wasn't fucking a pig for christ sake. alright she wasn't exactly pretty either, but admundson didn't walk to the north pole because of the beauty there, he did it for the challenge and so did I. it was something I have never done before and that actually turned me on ... a lot, so it was pretty much me, the challenge and IT.

to answer your question, yes, my condom covered cock made it pass the rolls and struck pussy.

and mandy, errr ... forget it.

You're still missing an arm.