I think I knocked up a prostitue!!!!!
 

The condom broke!


Now the bitch is saying I gotta send her support payment!:(

hmm, yeah...good luck with that :thumbsup

:1orglaugh OMFG LOL ROFL!!

Good luck with that one :1orglaugh

that is classic, dude have a DNA test and quick

Did you at least ask for a refund?

dna test!!!!:thumbsup

How the fuck do you ever hear from a prostitute again? Did you give her your address?

Have it tested.

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You lose.

Yeah, he wrote his address on the condom.

Incall... Repeat customer. Maybe.

There are other ways, though.

run for it head to canada or if your in canada head for mexico or the states but thats just my opinion

Damn man. That could turn into some nasty shit.,

Try 2 condoms next time.

That's the least of your problems...how about aids and all the other stds...

goodluck dude.. try to be more careful next time.:1orglaugh

DUMMMBASS! LOL

If she can narrow it down to you she must not be a very busy whore. I mean if you find out you are pregnant you basically have to go back a month or more so the typical whore that's at least 100 dudes.

I was almost developing a reationship with her

Tell her YOU want custody and child support. :1orglaugh

Edit: Could be a scam, she might not be pregnant at all. Maybe she tries to blackmail all her clients like that.

see no, hear no evil

I would if I knew it was 100% mine!

You wanted a relationship with a WHORE? What a dumbass!

How'd the cum of 5 other guys she blew that day taste when you kissed her?

Get a paternity test, and then get yourself tested

Gator, she was with me almost every night! I hardly think she could have been with 5 other guys!

A) SHE'S A WHORE! Its her JOB to fuck many men for money INCLUDING YOU.

B) Whatver you have to tell yourself buddy.

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Can't she get an abortion?

Sorry, but this is a funny thread....

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OWNED

dumbass

omg lol haha! get a dna test

way to go champ!:thumbsup

Problem solved:

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Oh well the horrible std you will get from her will distract you from having to pay child support :1orglaugh

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When's the wedding?

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I find this very hard to believe. But if it is, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

hahaha, I think this might work a little bit better:
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I've heard that story 10 times . I'm sure lots of fuckers really pay

Yeah, just pluck the little fucker out of there.

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lol u are pretty fucked

The good news is that the heroin she will be injecting into her arms over the next few months will kill the baby.

haha.

I guess thats what he gets for giving two forms of ID, home address and emergency phone numbers to a hooker before he fucks her.

that's what you get for fucking a prostitute.






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