5$ Submission : WHERE is my FUCKING MONEY?!
 

This thread is a fucking lame test of the ability of 5$ Submission's nick to generate page views. bla bla bla bla bla bla. Let's test the 5$ Submission's BRAND.

Bla bla bla,Bla bla bla,Bla bla bla,Bla bla bla,Bla bla bla,Bla bla bla,Bla bla bla,Bla bla bla,Bla bla bla,Bla bla bla

Bump for 5$ Submission's :thumbsup

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yep

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HOW DARE YOU TRICK me into clicking into this thread...


You just wait , tomorrow when you least expect it , i will open a thread about single gay one armed albino goat fuckers, and laugh my ass off when you get tricked into clicking it in hopes of finding a gay one armed goat fucking boyfriend..

definately fake drama alert in here.

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Bump for Gene! :thumbsup

Ok, that was funny the first time, and maybe the second time, but now.....

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all i have to say is bukkake!

bizump

when you do a nic metrics test you should try to be controversial without overly damaging. there are people who simply read the thread subjects and do not click through.

bump for shitty threads

$5 submissoins next thread will be traffic generation via corn fields

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so is $5 submissions a scammer?

Show me the money fellas! :banana

:glugglug

lol you are funny ;) 99% of threads title are bullshit like this or fake drama title to get page view.

If ppl beleive the title, they read the thread. Or they know its a fake drama or bullshit.

And its not a nic metric test, its a joke about the 400 nic metric test from 5$ submission.

So move along, and next

see sig.

I have the spamming corn fields method all to myself right now and I would appreciate it if you didn't mention the subject ever again on a public board.

Tip: Use auto dehuskers :Graucho

Awesome parody, Crypt!

The thread title had all the elements that guaranteed a 300+ page view:

1) Conflict -- someone owing money

2) Name -- someone's nick who's posted tutorials, guides, helped people before

3) Angry face icon -- connoting emotional urgency


Unfortunately, If you just leave my nick on the thread and take out 1 and 3, this thread's views would not stand a chance against thread titles that feature solely the nicks of a long list of other highly branded GFY nicks.

For a discussion on board personas see http://justtraffic.blogspot.com

For articles and traffic generation see http://www.webmasterlabor.com

Great parody, Crypt! :thumbsup

100% Agreed! Evan, hit me up when you get the chance. Let's catch up on old times

Gene aka $5

I expected to see a reply like this :thumbsup

JizzMop!


good thread...


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since you're not submiting, should you change your fucking nick to fucking bloggerboygene.

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Joe, contact me, we have different ways of making you money other than submitting. :thumbsup

If anyone is reading this feeling all manipulated and tricked... remember, I didn't put Crypt up to posting this. It was entirely of his own independent volition.

If I were you I would be realy pissed, some people only read thread titles you know.

I understand. But I also understand that this thread is a parody so let Crypt have his fun. This is GFY, after all.

People that have dealt with me know that I'm a stand up guy. If I can't do the job, I give them a refund quickly. I even refer jobs to competitors if we are backlogged.

I also apologize if there's problems and I always strive to serve my customers better. Neither my company nor I are perfect but we try to do our best and fix it best we could if there's problems.

no i don't!

Its your name not mine, I would be seriously pissed off!

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Crypt, calm down a bit man ... it's only money. What's your age?

hahha idiot ;)

5$ submission made a similar thread 10 mins before this one for a test for sig view.

It was a joke about his test thread ;)

you were prolly to busy cleaning toilet this day, move along ;)

ha.. and read the full thread, idiot ;)

Idiot LOL

I was robbed! ROBBED! of drama

No toilet to clean this morning?

I have read this entire thread very carefully and have thought about it for some time and just have one question... Did he ever pay you?

It was a parody of a thread he made about sig view testing ;) Just a different title

There is no money owned at all ;)

Lmfao!

:)

My post was a parody of the people who took this thread seriously but I think I was flogging a dead horse. :winkwink:

lol 4567

so what now?

hmmmmmmm

That cocksucker owes me .... nothing.

gayyyyyy

Gene is like the Mecca of information.