For Anyone Who Needs A Little Afternoon Laugh!!!
 

I have heard this before a long time ago, but it made me chuckle once again, so I thought I would share it with anyone who needs a little simple late afternoon laugh!!!


Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - dead.
Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.
Third worm in sperm - dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive

So the Minister asked the congregation - "What can you learn from this demonstration?"

A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said;

"As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms

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but what about the worms in my stool?

It says that the ones in the soil lived. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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That was a good one, hehe. Its not afternoon, but i appreciate the laugh Loryn.:1orglaugh

Won't Juicy's sperm kill those??? :Graucho

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Thank u I needed a laugh!!!!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

lol, thats great... nice one loryn :thumbsup

thank you
made me laugh :)

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Hahaha:)
This was good :1orglaugh

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

i can't stop laughing:1orglaugh


btw, i'm a pitcher not a catcher

good one:1orglaugh

hot and a sense of humor :thumbsup

Turkey baster???

Thank you baby!!! I got some more pics for ya!!! :Graucho

But you'll have to wait until tomorrow when I get to work. I left them on my work computer!!! :(

Lol Loryn, you are something else :Graucho

Good one. But it's not afternoon.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh I needed a night laugh...

Well it was when I posted it!!! :glugglug

Thank you babe!!! :Graucho

:1orglaugh nice rollin" there loryn!

lol thanks for the laugh!
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I don't know what's funnier the joke or your reply to Izzy:1orglaugh

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ummm, it is tomorrow *hint-hint* :Graucho

AW man you got me on that one!!! I was so caught up in work I completely spaced sending the love!!!

Okay this time tomorrow hit me up on ICQ!!! I will send ya some love then!!!:Graucho

can we synchronize our watches?

Mine says 9:30 pm let's meet up at 11:30 am!!! I will have love ready!!! :Graucho

I have my alarm set