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3rd grade and 4th " The Group"

In 3rd grade my friend and I decided to create a groups that would control the 3rd system. During this period we had are highs and low but mostly are lows. We needed a name for this groups these were are first ideas: corporateministry, D-X, NWO Hollywood, The posse, or the group. In the end we called it the group. In 3rd we started out with a small group of only 3 Robert E., Taylor, and Kenny, but we did grow larger later. Our 3rd grade group did not accomplish much, but here are highlights.

1. We attacked and sexually harassed this one girl over the course of the year. Are attacks consisted of daily harassment, attacks of friends of hers which was everyone but us, and verbal abuse.

2. On a cold raining day during lunch recess Misty came up to Taylor and yelled shit. Taylor yelled back at her calling her a guy. Misty came at Taylor and beat him down with the umbrella hitting him three times. Taylor attacked Misty and broke here umbrella in self defense. Misty's umbrella was totally destroyed during this confertation leaving it bent and torn. Taylor remembered he was happy after words because he broke something that her family spent money on.

3. On a cloudy day during first recess Kenny came up with the idea to trash the C hall bathroom. All three of us went in there with the original plan to trash the bathroom. Kenny peed on the bathroom floor, and was caught so we ran off back outside. Kenny's pee was later soaken up with a white powder by the janitor.

4. On a cold sunny winter day during lunch recess we were digging up Ice and throwing it at each other when a girl walked by and a light bulb turned on in our heads. We followed her for a while till the right moment when she was by the concrete wall near C hall entrance. I then picked up a large chunck of ice that I concealed in my coat. I approached her slowly with a smile on face, and then stopped five feet from her. While she was on the ground I pulled out the piece of Ice a threw it at her. The ice hit the ground three inches from her and shattered. She was screaming and afraid. That was one of biggest moments of 3rd grade.

5. On a sunny winter day during third recess we found a large amount of snow that we used to make snowballs out of . We started off throwing them at the brick wall when we noticed there was almost no one in our class room and the window was halfway open. This is when a light bulb come on in our head. We decided to throw a volley of snowball at the halfopen window. We hit the window about five times with large snowballs leaving the window splattered with snow and ice. The carpet inside of the room was also covered in ice. When recess was over we walked into the room and our teacher gave us our citation in which we replied thank you. We then went back to our desk where we sniffed our citations so we could enjoy the pleasant smell of them.

6. On a cold cloudy winter day during lunch recess Taylor and I found a beer bottle next to the fence. I decided it would be a good idea to smash the bottle against the fence. I took that mother fucking bottle and smashed that fucker against the fucking fence. I though I had gotten away with it when I say two kids running towards Mr. Charles who was a duty teacher. They said something to him and pointed in our general direction. Mr. Charles then said come here. I was like fuck this and bolted it. I though that I would be able to out run him, but to my surprise when I turn around he was right behind me catching up fast. I decided not to get run over by Mr. Charles who was fat so it just stopped and gave up. He then wrote me a citation.

7. The conflict resolution people A.K.A. Hiss managers
During third grade they developed the "Hiss managers" who were people that would help solve your conflicts with other people. We felt it was necessary to waste there time and insult them for what they were. One time when we were in an argument with another person the Hiss mangers tried to help us resolve our issues. We did not like there kind so we insulted them and called them fuckers. They thought they were better then us because they could solve problems without violence. We were like bring it on bitch and challenged then to a fight, but they just walked off and told regular duty teachers.


The only low of the 3rd grade group was that we almost fell apart as a group, and Kenny left the school. But Keeny will never be forgotten for peeing on the bathroom floor in C hall.

4th Grade

We entered the 4th grade with a new task upon us. The groups was not dead but only we had 2 members, so we needed to recruit more. Over the course of the year we were able to built up a large group. Here was the 4th grade group at it's largest:

Taylor: He was fighting mad was always suspicious of others, and constantly looking behind his back for attackers. He is my best friend, and one of the leaders of the group.

Robert E. This is myself. I was fighting mad, obsessive, and always angry. I was also a leader of the group.

Terry: He was tall he was funny he was creepy and fighting mad. There was also a rumor he had sex with his cat, and he backed it up too.

Franky: He was fat overweight, and stupid. He thought he was funny but he was not. He was not a major member or contributed to the organization like others did.

Jacob: He was one of the worst people we added to the group. He once looked at Taylor while in the bathroom and said "Nice Stuff". We believe he
was gay. While in the 4th grade he pissed on him self during lunch recess.
We believe he also pissed on himself another time when he came back from the bathroom and was soaking wet.

Robert N: ( Not Robert E who is me): Robert N. was a new kid who came to our class in the middle of the year. He smeared chap stick all over himself and the papers he turned in. He was a creepy little bastard who tried to hump some people later on in the year. He almost over threw the group soon after he joined.( This will be explained further down)

Ryan: He joined our group during the time Robert N. and Jacob joined he was not like them though and hated them. We believe that this kid Ryan played basketball. We know little else about him.

Adam: This kid was creepy and weird. He wanted to be like us but he was too nice of a person and did have "IT". Although he was a member he contributed nothing. We had to give him beat downs a few times but he still liked us.


The Uprising Hostel takeover by Robert N.

Robert N. soon after joining tried to take power of the group by offering stickers to most members, and cigarettes to Taylor.
Members of the uprising were:

Robert N. :Creepy Bastard

Jacob: Sick freak that peed on himself

Ryan: Not much known about him.

We were able to take out the up-risers and regain power. We kicked out Robert N., Jacob, Ryan, and Franky cause Franky was holding us back, and did not have "IT"

The Highlights of the 4th grade group.

1. Regaining power

2. During the course of the year we threw about 30 dodge ball, basket balls, and soccer balls over the fence. This was one of our biggest highlights because we were able to get rid of stuff the the school payed for. We had a system for getting rid of these balls with out getting caught. Taylor would stand near the fence and say im open throw it I would then throw the ball about ten feet over his head into the field beyond the fence. No one was able to get these balls because they were in the farm surrounded by barb-wire.

3. Causing trouble in P.E. and keeping our class from getting a gold star. In P.E. our P.E. teacher had a reward system using gold stars where if we received a curtain number of gold stars we would get a pizza party. It was also possible to get other stars in P.E. if we were not good enough.

The other stars in this order were:
Silver
Red
Green
Blue
No Star

At the end of a P.E. class period we as a class decided what star we earned. Taylor and I though it would be funny to keep the class from receiving a gold star by raising hell in P.E.

Here is a list of thing we did in P.E. to cause the class to get a lower star:

1. Rephrasing the chant that we had to do every P.E. call.
The original chant was: Stop, Look, and listen, with your eyes ears heart.
We rephrased it to: Stop, Look, and listen, with beer, drugs, and guns.

2. Not preforming stretches correctly.
Before we could do the main activity of P.E. we had to do stretches.
Here is a list of stretches:
Jumping Jacks
Running in place
Calf Stretching
Standing on one Leg
Swim strokes in place

Here is what we did:
Jumping Jacks ( We just did't do them because we did not feel there were necessary)
Running in place( We ran into each other and other people)
Calf Stretching( We would fall over on the ground)
Standing on one Leg( We would just push other people over)
Swim strokes in place( We would do the stroking motion extremely hard and hit people in the head.)

3. Popping the ball.
Taylor though it would be a good idea to stand on a doge ball during P.E and see how many times he could jump on it without falling down. On the second or third time of jumping on the ball it busted open. We then asked for another ball from our P.E. teacher which we received. We took that ball and then used our method to throw it over the fence. We asked for a third ball in which he said to go stand on the wall.

4. Misuse and destruction of the scooters.
The original game with the scooters was to have someone push you to gain speed and then to go through an obstacle course. What we thought would be better was to have one of us push us so hard that we would go too fast and end up knocking down cones obstacles, and hit other scooters. Taylor once thought it would be a good idea to go head on with another person on a scooter and crash into them. He went head on with Ben's scooters causing him to fall off of it, and Taylor jumped off his throwing it eight feet into the air. Taylors scooter then came crashing down. The P.E. teacher ran over towards him and told him to stand on the wall just for that. One time when I was on a scooter I had an idea to take it for a joy ride. I told Cameron to give me one hell of a push so I would take off with alot of speed. He gave me a huge push that allowed me to take off extremely fast. I then made a U turn and went towards the dirt. As I was heading there the P.E. teacher came running after me telling me not to get the scooter in the dirt because it messed up the ball bearings. I was like ahh ok then took the scooter right into the dirt where it kept going for a wile until it came to a halt. The P.E. teacher then told me to go stand on the wall. He then picked up the scooter that was filled with dirt.

5. Citation's in P.E. Twice in one week.
In the month of May on week of my birthday I received a citation on Tuesday in P.E. and then during the next P.E. session on Thursday which was my birthday I received another citation. This major accomplishment of 4th grade and was one of the greatest weeks of my life.

6. The WWF Cards
Around the end of the year Taylor brought some wrestling cards to school, and showed them to a few people during first recess. One of these people was TiTo he showed great intretest in two of these cards The Rocks's card and Stone Colds card. After recess Taylor put his WWF cards back in his backpack. At the end of the day TiTo went over to Taylors backpack picked it up and handed it to him. Taylor thought that this was odd. When Taylor got home he notcied that the Rock and Stone Cold card was gone. It all added up that TiTo must of taken the cards before giving the backpack to taylor. Fastforward 6 years later Taylor is up in his addic going through old shit whne he found his old backpack. He opean it up and found some old dirty muliplcation match paper. Taylor thought he was better then the math paper so he threw it. He then noticed a small pocket in his backpack that he open to see what the fuck was in there and he found The Rock and Stone Cold cards. It all ended up that TiTo never did it.


These were are major accomplishments of the 4th grade group. At the end of the year there was only three of us left in the group, but were were the major ones. They were:

Robert E. (Thats Me): Fightin mad, and obsessive

Taylor: Fightin mad, and always looked behind his back for attackers.

Terry: Fightin Mad and creepy.


This is our story it was all true and we enjoyed sharing it with you. We were the Power Trip on an Ego Trip and we are The Shit.

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i pissed on a guy in 3rd grade cause he made a stupid comment, all over his arm and pants, was pissing next to me at the urinal, only weapon I had at the time.

He whined and I got suspended, oh well.





One of my best friends, when in 4th grade, took a shit in a stall, grabbed his shit out of the toliet...



















































and wrote "FUCKIN SHIT" on the stall wall, in pure 100% shit.

He got expelled from every elementary school in the district. God I love that kid.

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