How to save Americans from Bush
 

Ladies and gentlemen,
drop your borders
Now that George W. Bush has been officially elected, single, sexy, American liberals - already a threatened species - will be desperate to escape.
These lonely, afraid (did we mention really hot?) progressives will need a safe haven.
You can help. Open your heart, and your home. Marry an American. Legions of Canadians have already pledged to sacrifice their singlehood to save our southern neighbours from four more years of cowboy conservatism.

Now that George W. Bush has been declared the official winner of the November 2 election and shall become the President of the United States for four more years of idiocy, I the undersigned, a Canadian citizen, pledge to liberate, through the legal and binding act of marriage, a willing citizen of the United States of America, of a gender of my choosing, and with one or all of the following political leanings:

discouraged Democrat,
reformed Republican,
apolitical with limited world-domination tendencies.

In addition, I promise to help my new Yankee spouse to adapt to life in the great white north, keeping them safe from (gratuitous) invasion of privacy, and to provide him/her with a reasonable supply of Timbits.




http://www.marryanamerican.ca/

right

lol ... that website has like 5 profiles

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You gotta start somewhere

What if we can get all the Timbits we want, and for free...here in the States?

hmm

If i gave up on this country now, it would make me a really big hippocrite. bush is a bump in the road. we will overcome.

mark this election as the high water mark for bigot america. it will ebb away from here on out.