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bluff 11-07-2004 02:17 PM
Anyone from Moscow here?
 
?

Thomas van de Koch 11-07-2004 03:21 PM
When I was 18 years old I went to Moscow with my parents for two weeks.

I met a nice, cute 16 years old babe.

We had a blast together and I lost my virginity to her.

Our sex was wonderful.

Then we came back to the US and I went to college.

After college I got a job in Mexico. I soon got very succesfull and started working on my own.

I met Jessica there.

I got her pregnant.

And then...well, you know the rest. I lost my whole income ( over two $ millions ) while crossing the border and my wife died.

I was sentenced to 13 years of prison for tax evasion.

I came back from prison after 6 years though, but this was a very painful experience.

However, MY POINT is that if you are planning entering illegal business opportunities with the Russian Mob, you should be very carefully.

You should ask yourself what is more important to you - your bank account or your freedom.


Oh..and yes, to be more specific - yes, I do have contacts in Moscow, Russia. But I really do not intend to use them, if there is not a 60% commision for me from the deal you are going to make.


take care,


Thomas van de Koch

Gynecologist 11-07-2004 03:25 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Thomas van de Koch
When I was 18 years old I went to Moscow with my parents for two weeks.

I met a nice, cute 16 years old babe.

We had a blast together and I lost my virginity to her.

Our sex was wonderful.

Then we came back to the US and I went to college.

After college I got a job in Mexico. I soon got very succesfull and started working on my own.

I met Jessica there.

I got her pregnant.

And then...well, you know the rest. I lost my whole income ( over two $ millions ) while crossing the border and my wife died.

I was sentenced to 13 years of prison for tax evasion.

I came back from prison after 6 years though, but this was a very painful experience.

However, MY POINT is that if you are planning entering illegal business opportunities with the Russian Mob, you should be very carefully.

You should ask yourself what is more important to you - your bank account or your freedom.


Oh..and yes, to be more specific - yes, I do have contacts in Moscow, Russia. But I really do not intend to use them, if there is not a 60% commision for me from the deal you are going to make.


take care,


Thomas van de Koch


I think I am speaking for the entire GFY community when I say............WTF?!!!!

CAHEK 11-07-2004 04:34 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Thomas van de Koch
When I was 18 years old I went to Moscow with my parents for two weeks.

I met a nice, cute 16 years old babe.

We had a blast together and I lost my virginity to her.

Our sex was wonderful.

Then we came back to the US and I went to college.

After college I got a job in Mexico. I soon got very succesfull and started working on my own.

I met Jessica there.

I got her pregnant.

And then...well, you know the rest. I lost my whole income ( over two $ millions ) while crossing the border and my wife died.

I was sentenced to 13 years of prison for tax evasion.

I came back from prison after 6 years though, but this was a very painful experience.

However, MY POINT is that if you are planning entering illegal business opportunities with the Russian Mob, you should be very carefully.

You should ask yourself what is more important to you - your bank account or your freedom.


Oh..and yes, to be more specific - yes, I do have contacts in Moscow, Russia. But I really do not intend to use them, if there is not a 60% commision for me from the deal you are going to make.


take care,


Thomas van de Koch
Amen

Phil 11-07-2004 04:48 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Thomas van de Koch
When I was 18 years old I went to Moscow with my parents for two weeks.

I met a nice, cute 16 years old babe.

We had a blast together and I lost my virginity to her.

Our sex was wonderful.

Then we came back to the US and I went to college.

After college I got a job in Mexico. I soon got very succesfull and started working on my own.

I met Jessica there.

I got her pregnant.

And then...well, you know the rest. I lost my whole income ( over two $ millions ) while crossing the border and my wife died.

I was sentenced to 13 years of prison for tax evasion.

I came back from prison after 6 years though, but this was a very painful experience.

However, MY POINT is that if you are planning entering illegal business opportunities with the Russian Mob, you should be very carefully.

You should ask yourself what is more important to you - your bank account or your freedom.


Oh..and yes, to be more specific - yes, I do have contacts in Moscow, Russia. But I really do not intend to use them, if there is not a 60% commision for me from the deal you are going to make.


take care,


Thomas van de Koch
you have posted this shit like 10,000 times...

Phil 11-07-2004 04:50 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by bluff
?
right here... anything I can help you with?


PS: I like Moz....

alexg 11-07-2004 04:50 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Thomas van de Koch
When I was 18 years old I went to Moscow with my parents for two weeks.

I met a nice, cute 16 years old babe.

We had a blast together and I lost my virginity to her.

Our sex was wonderful.

Then we came back to the US and I went to college.

After college I got a job in Mexico. I soon got very succesfull and started working on my own.

I met Jessica there.

I got her pregnant.

And then...well, you know the rest. I lost my whole income ( over two $ millions ) while crossing the border and my wife died.

I was sentenced to 13 years of prison for tax evasion.

I came back from prison after 6 years though, but this was a very painful experience.

However, MY POINT is that if you are planning entering illegal business opportunities with the Russian Mob, you should be very carefully.

You should ask yourself what is more important to you - your bank account or your freedom.


Oh..and yes, to be more specific - yes, I do have contacts in Moscow, Russia. But I really do not intend to use them, if there is not a 60% commision for me from the deal you are going to make.


take care,


Thomas van de Koch
dude, this is gfy

go write a book or something

Twe Russ 11-07-2004 04:51 PM
what kind of fuckin contacts are we talking about here?
samokat blyat get a motacycyle. ;) rofl.

Twe Russ 11-07-2004 04:51 PM
thomas Von Dutch wtf did you for the paper work [lavanda/cash]?

Phil 11-07-2004 05:05 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Twe Russ
what kind of fuckin contacts are we talking about here?
samokat blyat get a motacycyle. ;) rofl.
HE nPOCTO CAMOKAT, A BO/\OCATbIu CAMOKAT !!!!

bluff 11-07-2004 05:08 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by CAMOKAT
right here... anything I can help you with?


PS: I like Moz....
does the street

"Valakolamskoye Schosse" exist?

Phil 11-07-2004 05:25 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by bluff
does the street

"Valakolamskoye Schosse" exist?
yes,
It's one of the main Hways in the city.
The guy IS from Moscow ( or close proximity) because he uses letters "A" instead of "O".
Correct pronunciation is Volokolamskoe shosse, but most of us Muscovites use long ?Ahhh? instead of spelled out ?O? .. So spelling becomes Valalkalamskoe instead of proper Volokolamskoe? Sorta like rednecks down south in US? Yo-Aaaall thing..

Nylz 11-07-2004 05:29 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Thomas van de Koch
When I was 18 years old I went to Moscow with my parents for two weeks.

I met a nice, cute 16 years old babe.

We had a blast together and I lost my virginity to her.

Our sex was wonderful.

Then we came back to the US and I went to college.

After college I got a job in Mexico. I soon got very succesfull and started working on my own.

I met Jessica there.

I got her pregnant.

And then...well, you know the rest. I lost my whole income ( over two $ millions ) while crossing the border and my wife died.

I was sentenced to 13 years of prison for tax evasion.

I came back from prison after 6 years though, but this was a very painful experience.

However, MY POINT is that if you are planning entering illegal business opportunities with the Russian Mob, you should be very carefully.

You should ask yourself what is more important to you - your bank account or your freedom.


Oh..and yes, to be more specific - yes, I do have contacts in Moscow, Russia. But I really do not intend to use them, if there is not a 60% commision for me from the deal you are going to make.


take care,


Thomas van de Koch
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nofx 11-07-2004 05:32 PM
:1orglaugh

Tricksy 11-07-2004 05:33 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by CAMOKAT
yes,
It's one of the main Hways in the city.
The guy IS from Moscow ( or close proximity) because he uses letters "A" instead of "O".
Correct pronunciation is Volokolamskoe shosse, but most of us Muscovites use long ?Ahhh? instead of spelled out ?O? .. So spelling becomes Valalkalamskoe instead of proper Volokolamskoe? Sorta like rednecks down south in US? Yo-Aaaall thing..
this info is true!


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