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kmanrox

11-07-2004 03:00 PM

Damned if I know (JOKE)

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.

"It's a period,'' said the little boy.

"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''

''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."

Alex	11-07-2004 03:02 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

doober

11-07-2004 03:04 PM

:1orglaugh

WickedVenus

11-07-2004 03:07 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Jeff aka NIGHTfall

11-07-2004 03:07 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

smack

11-07-2004 03:08 PM

:glugglug

xclusive

11-07-2004 03:09 PM

LOL that was freaking awesome...

reynold

11-07-2004 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.

"It's a period,'' said the little boy.

"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''

''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."

Dmn funny. Can't wait to tell it to my friends.

Sifu	11-07-2004 03:13 PM

:thumbsup :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Tricksy

11-07-2004 05:10 PM

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pornguy

11-07-2004 05:12 PM

that was pretty good.

Doctor Dre

11-07-2004 06:13 PM

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OMFG ... poor teacher

Abyss_Vee

11-07-2004 06:16 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Pete	11-07-2004 06:21 PM

LOL, :thumbsup

pxxx	11-07-2004 06:28 PM

That was a good one. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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