Fuck You, Butter Lady!
 

This is for you Butter Lady. Every week, you turn 40 hours of my life into a freak show and I fucking hate you for it.

If I could summarize why I hate you, I would. Somehow summing it up as "you're the bastard child of Minnie Pearl and Corky from Life Goes On" or "you're a passive-aggressive fucktard" or "somebody's demented grandma" trivializes the depth of your evil. I want the world to know that you worship at the altar of Satan so here's a brief account of you and the deplorable acts of which you are capable:

1. Butter eating. Have you ever seen someone eat an ENTIRE FUCKING STICK OF BUTTER with NOTHING ELSE????? I have and it's all thanks to you, you sick motherfucker. Every day you bust out the stick o' butter, cut it into pats and then pop them one by fucking one into your filthy mouth like they were big, fatty bonbons. Trust me people once you've witnessed this image you can never, ever get it out of your head. It's worse than seeing your parents fucking.

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