Room Defender Sentry Turret
 

I want to put 10 of these in my office.

the Defender gives them a verbal warning, then proceeds to pelt them in annoying discs until it runs out

http://www.gizmodo.com/archives/room...ret-025302.php

now lets just replace those discs with real bullets and give it the ability to track targets by heat

Anyone know where to get it in the US?

I want mine to fire pink paint balls.

Why dick around with discs?

Stick one of these in their faces...

http://www.bernies-sports.com/photos-g/229.jpg

...and give them a verbal warning to get the fuck out of your office!