What is the best insult ever ?
 

the best I've heard was :

"You are one cumshot your mom should have swallowed."


Can you beat this ?

YOU'RE A STUPID MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT BITCH AND ITS FUCKING BITCHES LIKE YOU THAT ILL FUCKING KILL JUST FOR EXISTING YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT PUSSY ASS MOTHER FUCKER

I like the more aggressive approach

You smell like hotdogs.

"Looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and wound up as a brown stain on the mattress".

Can't out-do the Sergeant :thumbsup

-How tall are you son ?
-Sir. 6'2" Sir.
-I didn't know that we could stack shit that high.

-- Good old Full metal Jacket :thumbsup

You voted for George Bush!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Hell yesssss!!! :thumbsup

Jesus H. Fucking Christ. Get a goddamned clue you moronic throwback of evolution.

Go fuck yourself, you incompetent twat.

I imagine that's supposed to mean something coming from someone whose
favorite sexual fantasy is *a partner*.

I know you are but what am I? -Pee Wee Herman

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

The best part of you ran down your mom's leg.

"Why dont you go grab yourself a steaming hot cup of Fuck You."

oh there are many:



"gotta match?"


"yeah, your breath and a buffalo fart."


(walks away)

the best insult is a spit in the face and a knife to the kidney

hard to top that :)

your mom should have giving you up for adoption and then sold her milk

but i hope someone posts that animated gif the "give-a-fuck-o-meter"

that's a classic.

When you were born the doctor slapped your mother

Why can't Helen Keller read?




'Cause she's a woman.

No such file or directory !@#$%

I always liked:

"You are nothing, an anonymous zero."

cocksore