Ever get your penis stuck in vacuum cleaner?
 

Mr izzz just called me, seems he is stuck.

Anybody have advice?

"3. Don't masturbate with a vacuum cleaner. Many guys, in an attempt to simulate the suction action of oral sex, play around with a vacuum cleaner hose. For the same reasons as #2, this is a bad idea. Anything that creates more suction than a human mouth can injure you."

http://www.jackinworld.com/library/safety.html

have to break the vacuum lock... stick finger in beside Penis and give it a little jerk :1orglaugh

Your kidding right? Tell him to turn off the vacuum. And can't say I've used one because for me it'll only be clit stimulation but I just had to check out the thread. lol

No, opening too small :Graucho

Tell him not to resist and let the vacuum cleaner suck his whole body in.

Somebody will have change the bag one day.

Izzz is a kinky fuck , look waht he did to my dog Rufus when i had him babysit it
I had to take Rufus to a doggy shrink after that

http://www.gl4l.com/images/izzz.gif

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Does a flo-bee count?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


http://gallery.appleaddict.com/album...05/flowbee.jpg

No, I used enough lube. :thumbsup Thanks for asking.

Tell him to switch it from suck to blow! :thumbsup

You sure post some stupid fucking questions!!!!!!!!!!!!:321GFY

lol :thumbsup :1orglaugh

:(

I'd hit it

nope, coz i don't have one - or both for that matter. Niether do i know of someone who had the same problem.

Advice? depends w/c matters most. I assume it would be the penis. Well then destroy the vacuum, if not try disamble it. :helpme

let it take its course one will tire sooner or later

Trun off the vacumm cleaner and pull really hard. if he still cant get it out, then use lube :thumbsup