Coming out of the closet thread...
 

If you're gay... and you're hiding it... here's your chance.

I'm not gay. But I'm not a hater... So feel free. :)

:glugglug

You've convinced me I should come out of the closet. I'm straight.

You just disappointed a lot of men. :(

I'm not gay but my boyfriend is...:Graucho

But you can still dream about me. :Graucho

Closets are for clothes:glugglug

I love that part in Scary Movie when the guy goes, "Does this shirt make me look gay?"

"No..."


(ties it up into a halter)

"How about now?"

You decide which is the real one.


KRL: yo juicy you on
JUICY D LINKS: yo whats up
KRL: you got any gay pics of men?
JUICY D LINKS: huh?
KRL: oh for uhhhh uhhh men.com
JUICY D LINKS: are you gay ?
KRL: no man i just like mens asses
JUICY D LINKS: OMG
KRL: :-)
JUICY D LINKS: hit Izzzy up he has 3 gigs in his private collection
KRL: Thanks man i owe you


OR


JUICY: Yo KRL you on bro?

KRL: Yeh what's up?

JUICY: Dude I found the tightest ass.

KRL: What???

JUICY: Seriously you gotta see this dude's hot cheeks.

KRL: Juicy, you switching flags on me?

JUICY: LOL, me and Izzzy been in the closet for years together.

KRL: What??? For real Juice?

JUICY: Yeh, he's sucking my dick while I'm typing this. LOL

KRL: WTF???? Dude you sound for realz.

JUICY: You never tried ass fucking before?

KRL: No can't say that I have.

JUICY: Wanna hook up in Vegas and give it a try?

KRL: Dude you're freaking me out now.

JUICY: I haven't been with chicks since high school. Fuck bitches. I love the cock.

KRL: Juicy how many beers you had tonight???

JUICY: Come on K, me and Izzzy wanna lick your balls in Vegas.

KRL: LOL, can I post this on GFY?


:helpme :1orglaugh :1orglaugh