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Clicky_Bucks 11-11-2004 11:49 PM

In a pinch, what can I use as a bottle opener?
 
Getting ready to go out and need to drink a few pre-flight Coronas. Can't find the bottle opener.

What can I use out of ordinary household items?

Sly 11-11-2004 11:50 PM

The asshole. Built in can opener. Even adds extra flavor.

.:St Ides:. 11-11-2004 11:50 PM

You can use a lighter, or just put the edge of the cap onto a counter top and slam down, it will pop right off

Sosa 11-11-2004 11:51 PM

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Originally posted by .:St Ides:.
You can use a lighter, or just put the edge of the cap onto a counter top and slam down, it will pop right off

Just don't hurt your hand :)

baddog 11-11-2004 11:53 PM

Ice pick

Steen2 11-11-2004 11:53 PM

mouth but be caaaaaaaareful

volante 11-12-2004 12:45 AM

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Originally posted by Steen2
mouth but be caaaaaaaareful
This is why us beer loving Brits have fucked up teeth :thumbsup

Drake 11-12-2004 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by .:St Ides:.
You can use a lighter, or just put the edge of the cap onto a counter top and slam down, it will pop right off
Bingo

Jeff aka NIGHTfall 11-12-2004 12:53 AM

i use my lighter

WickedVenus 11-12-2004 12:54 AM

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Originally posted by .:St Ides:.
You can use a lighter, or just put the edge of the cap onto a counter top and slam down, it will pop right off
you said it before me. Those are the options I usually use! :thumbsup

Aquarius 11-12-2004 12:56 AM

A lighter is the best choice...

xclusive 11-12-2004 12:57 AM

just pop it off with your hands first wrap it in a towel to protect your hand and then yank it off...Might as well use those muscles that you have built up after years of masturbating...

SuckOnThis 11-12-2004 12:57 AM

You sure you're old enough to drink?

Morgan 11-12-2004 12:59 AM

lighter, keys, cell phone, camera, table, chair, teeth, etc..

Illicit 11-12-2004 12:59 AM

use your teeth... uless you dont have any ?:glugglug

beemk 11-12-2004 03:00 AM

lighter or anything similiar. dont do the counter top option unless you want to fuck up your counter. i've fucked up a few hotel room tables doing it from taking chunks of wood off the edge.

Jakke PNG 11-12-2004 03:18 AM

Anything harder than a matchbox.

Richard - Triplexcash 11-12-2004 04:11 AM

The crazy Dutch Cock Nick taught me the lighter.

The best method I found was one my Thai girlfriend showed me, use the door jamb where the door knob connects, better than a church key!

VeriSexy 11-12-2004 04:12 AM

I thought most beer had twist off caps, I do it with my bare hands :glugglug

Babagirls 11-12-2004 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by .:St Ides:.
..., or just put the edge of the cap onto a counter top and slam down, it will pop right off

mardigras 11-12-2004 06:22 AM

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Originally posted by VeriSexy
I thought most beer had twist off caps, I do it with my bare hands :glugglug
Heineken and Corona don't.

I do the lighter thing when I can't find a bottle opener. I keep expecting to bust a lighter one of these days.:glugglug

Project-Shadow 11-12-2004 07:18 AM

Keys!

pussyluver 11-12-2004 07:21 AM

Over the years, the door jam works most of the time.

Fred Quimby 11-12-2004 07:22 AM

You shouldn't be drinking


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