grr i have jury duty.. how do i get out of it?
 

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its easy

I'm assuming you didn't vote?

tell them you hate niggas and jews

be a convicted felon.

If you have a corp or LLC its easy..

They can't make you go, if your a ceo..

Thats my ryhme baby..

Why do you want to get out of it?

-Dino

How do you know that?

When you fill out the paperwork and then go talk to the judge and he ask you what you do, tell him you are an adult webmaster, then when he ask you to explain, try to go into depth what you do.

It worked for me.

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genius

Read the form you get it says so right on it. I used it 3 times when i lived in Nevada

That's Bull:2 cents:

Let us hope that if you're ever accused of committing a crime, preferably one you didn't commit, that everyone with half a brain "gets out of" Jury Duty and you're left with half witted morons. :2 cents:

say you are very prejudice because of situations in your past and you would not be able to fair

Oprah Winfrey done jury duty.
get a clue.

I'dd just go.

That's funny ... :1orglaugh :thumbsup

like those on this board?

LOL
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I did that, but I had to wait til 4:30 PM before I was called to the jury box... I had already been there for 8 and a half hours.

I was called for jury duty myself, and got out of it because I work for a company with less than 5 employees, and even though I would have been paid something, I could not afford to lose money and my work could not afford to lose me that week, so I got out of it that way when I specifed on the paperwork. \

It is a big pain in the ass, but next time I will probably go, having an encounter with the law myself, I may be less biased than the rest of the jury who may be brainwashed by the legal system.

What's funniest is it's actually called Jury *DUTY*. Not Jury Please-come-help, or Jury Service, but Jury Duty. It's almost as if someone was trying to emphasize how important it is.

I would suggest to watch this trailer first

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