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JSA Matt 11-14-2004 05:53 PM

how to get rid of the flu?
 
I've had this for 5 days now and it's becoming a major annoyance as i'm falling behind in work. Any tips?

StuBradley 11-14-2004 05:54 PM

I'm on day 4 myself :(

Persius 11-14-2004 05:54 PM

Alka Selzer: Flue and Cold :

Those Gel Pills

:thumbsup

BRISK 11-14-2004 05:55 PM

Water + Sleep

JSA Matt 11-14-2004 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK
Water + Sleep
i've had more sleep and water in the last 5 days than I normally get in a month lol :(

freeadultcontent 11-14-2004 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Persius
Alka Selzer: Flue and Cold :

Those Gel Pills

:thumbsup

Those gell pills would prolly be Nyquil night time, or day time.

Personally, I take zinc and tons of water.
Followed by nyquil gel tabs, and swigs of nyquil liquid when I wake up. A day or two of this ussually leaves me fine or in working condition.

volante 11-14-2004 06:19 PM

Bleach.

JSA Matt 11-14-2004 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by volante
Bleach.
what would a thread on gfy be without one idiots reply, thanks buddy!

KRL 11-14-2004 06:29 PM

Go buy Vitamin C tablets and drink loads of hot tea with honey.

strats 11-14-2004 06:30 PM

crack smoking is good as well

Tricksy 11-14-2004 06:30 PM

sleep more and drink a lot of water!

Tytan 11-14-2004 06:34 PM

Drink lots of honey & lemon



:)

JSA Matt 11-14-2004 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Go buy Vitamin C tablets and drink loads of hot tea with honey.
I take 500mg tablets of vitamin C whenever I get sick at all...

i've heard rumors about honey and lemon juice, will have to check into this. thanks.

volante 11-14-2004 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JSA Matt
what would a thread on gfy be without one idiots reply, thanks buddy!
You're welcome.

But seriously, plenty of vitamin C and zinc.

mal 11-14-2004 07:01 PM

im on day 8 :(

NY_TIM 11-14-2004 07:01 PM

hookers!!!

Babagirls 11-14-2004 07:12 PM

1. Sleep Sleep Sleep - let your body fight it out.

2. Drink lots and lots of WATER! Not gatoraid, not iced tea...WATER!

3. pepto for the puking

4. vitamin c before naps/bedtime (let your body fight it with a little help)

5. clean your house/apartment. take out every trash bag, dust everything, wipe door knobs down with lysol, etc etc. Otherwise, you're just gonna stay sick and/or get sick again really soon (and others in your house as well.)

(can ya tell i get the flu every year? :Graucho lol)

zentz 11-14-2004 07:17 PM

cocain

ProfitPrograms 11-14-2004 07:22 PM

sleep it off - also nyquil - and gallons of OJ

JSA Matt 11-14-2004 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Babagirls
1. Sleep Sleep Sleep - let your body fight it out.

2. Drink lots and lots of WATER! Not gatoraid, not iced tea...WATER!

3. pepto for the puking

4. vitamin c before naps/bedtime (let your body fight it with a little help)

5. clean your house/apartment. take out every trash bag, dust everything, wipe door knobs down with lysol, etc etc. Otherwise, you're just gonna stay sick and/or get sick again really soon (and others in your house as well.)

(can ya tell i get the flu every year? :Graucho lol)

only been drinking water and O.J., cleaned the apartment up today and washing all my sheets and clothes right now. I know this will help. I'll have to sanitize the office tomorrow since I tried forcing myself to work LOL

heres a better question, what's good food to eat when you have the flu? I find it very hard to eat anything at all and I feel not eating only makes it worse. chicken soup wasn't even working...

thanks for the tips :)

if this doesn't get any better i'll have to take the bleach, crack, and cocaine route. that should do the trick

TimeStamp 11-14-2004 07:23 PM

blowing your bains out with a hand gun does the trick

JSA Matt 11-14-2004 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TimeStamp
blowing your bains out with a hand gun does the trick
it's crossed my mind more than once :1orglaugh

Rankings 11-14-2004 08:45 PM

Nyquil, as much of it as it's possible to consume

webmaster x 11-15-2004 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JSA Matt
I've had this for 5 days now and it's becoming a major annoyance as i'm falling behind in work. Any tips?
5 days. go see a doctor already.

chupachups 11-15-2004 11:57 AM

I HAVE HAD THE SHIT FOR 14 FUCKING DAYS - GET PENICILLIN OR SOMETHING!


Please excuse my language

Lucy 11-15-2004 12:00 PM

I am having this shitty flu already over a week too, that's just so annoying, trying to sleep a lot and taking some medicine.....

but the weather is so shitty here.....:(


maybe I should take a vacation and go somewhere on the beach....:)

foxylady 11-15-2004 12:02 PM

just drink a lot of fruit juice :)

Scott McD 11-15-2004 12:02 PM

I'm just got the flu today.

Feel terrible. I hope it doesn't last for too long... :(

Bell 11-15-2004 12:07 PM

plenty of rest
lots of water
clean glass each time
wash hands often
clean faucets, handles, ref. handles,
and remote ocntrol
fresh sheets
fresh air
emty trash often
tissues with lotion
hot bubble bath
vitamins
chicken soup
hot tea with peppermint


good luck...

~Bell

Sly 11-15-2004 01:05 PM

I'm seeing lots of water responses, but not many food. Yes, liquids are essential but you also need to force yourself to eat. You need every bit of energy you can get right now so your body can fight the virus.

Try Jello, pudding, crackers, noodles, soup, bread, applesauce, mashed potatoes. Anything soft and easy to eat, once you find something that you're able to eat you need to keep eating it and adding more food to it.

Eat boy, eat!

clueless 11-15-2004 08:07 PM

A lot of water, vitamin C and Advil might just do the job. And rest!!

Goatse 11-16-2004 04:05 PM

Stay in bed, avoid sugar, eat meat and vegetables. Wait one week. You should be fine. Try to get some penicilin the next time. It has always helped me for some reason.

webmaster x 11-16-2004 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JSA Matt
I've had this for 5 days now and it's becoming a major annoyance as i'm falling behind in work. Any tips?
lotsa juice and rest buddy.

JSA Matt 11-16-2004 04:15 PM

thanks everyone, learned a few things in this thread.. yesterday was better but I had an ear infection and a really bad cough.

today I woke up feeling pretty good, just have this cough to deal with which I learned that expectorant cough syrup is the way to go, so i'll be picking that up tonight to try and clear this up before the weekend.

back to work :upsidedow

mookienow 11-16-2004 04:28 PM

Whiskey+
hotwater+
Lemon

or saki

seriously.


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