Do you have a name for your PENIS?
 

I call mine "rufus"

Magnum

Babyraper, sperm creator
Hulking, brutish masturbator
Babyraper, emasculator
Fleshy flap valve navigator

Melted cum ejaculator
Spackled filth evaporator
High colonic spackulator

Mini Me

Mangled public flagellator
Turgid bowel exaggerator
Fleshy flap-valved gladiator

I don't have a name for mine, but I think my girlfriend named mine for me.. For some reason, she keeps on calling it...

Wow
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Oh well...What can I do, she named it, I have to stick with it....:thumbsup

i call him jackson

I my man's "pookie" lol:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Otis

Like the elevator's? It rises when you push the right buttons.:thumbsup

long vehicle
and sometimes lord of all cocks :glugglug

...for fucking little boys?

Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

i call mine "snuffy"

KHOOY

skipper

The General

Might be a gay sounding name but I named mine, Bubbles.
That way when we are at the inlaws or wherever I can just say honey wanna go outside and blow bubbles? :)

i call mine juicy

I used to call it Mr. Fireman but now I call it MrIzzz

Now it doesn't hurt my feeling when my wife yells "Oh MrIzzz" during sex. :)

BradM

No official name here, but I'm always calling mine "it". :Graucho

I call it Kickstand. Its allows me to sleep standing up.:Graucho

SO you get those nasty looking downwards boners? :1orglaugh

I didnt think of that. Nope my is straight and proud. I guess it wouldnt make a good kickstand unless i lie sleeping at an angle.:1orglaugh

Plus it's kind of tough to sleep all night with a boner. :1orglaugh

lol

mine's called Herman as well :1orglaugh

my third leg.

Weenie

oh you're a tripod too?:1orglaugh

sometimes i call him"GRUMPY" always getting angry.

Spike:glugglug

minicooper

I starting calling him little bro.