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An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini - "I want to feel your breasts" he exclaimed.

"Get away from me, you crazy old man" she replied.

"I want to feel your breasts, I will give you twenty dollars," he says.

"Twenty dollars, are you nuts!? Get away from me!"

"I want to feel your breasts, I will give you ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS" he stated.

"NO! Get away from me!"

"TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS" he offered.

She paused to think about it, but then comes to her senses and says, "I said NO!"

"FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS if you let me feel your breasts," he exclaimed.

She thought, well he is old, and he seems harmless enough... and $500 IS a lot of money... "Well, OK... but only for a minute."

She loosened her bikini top and while both are standing there on the beach, he slid his hands underneath and began to feel... then he started saying, "OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD..." while he was caressing them.

Out of curiosity, she asked him, "Why do you keep saying, 'Oh my god, oh my god'?"

While continuing to feel her breasts he answered, "OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD, where am I ever going to get five hundred dollars?"

:1orglaugh i'll have to try that sometime

pwn3d!!!11 :1orglaugh

i was laughing like hell when i read that.

hahaha, that was great :1orglaugh

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good one :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

LOL that was a great one thanks for the share...

I know what I'm doing when I'm 69 years old.

ViXm <---- put's it in my 'lifetime to - do list'

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heres' more
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for the evening. Once in the room they undress, climb into bed, and go at it.

When finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window, takes a deep breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other side, jumps back into bed with the hooker and commences to repeat the performance.

The hooker is impressed with the gusto of the second encounter. When finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window, takes a deep breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other side, jumps back into bed with the hooker and starts again.

The hooker is amazed as this sequence is repeated four times. During the fifth encore, she decides to try it herself.

So when they are done she jumps up, goes to the window and takes a deep breath of fresh air, dives under the bed... and finds four Chinese men.

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The first one was funnier.:thumbsup

hahah both are good ones:1orglaugh

lol

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poor lady....

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LOL, both are good :winkwink:

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haha the first one was great :1orglaugh

OH MY GOD!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

haha that is awesome, wonder what most chicks would do? i guess most would want to see the money upfront.

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THAT was funny :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That's a good one!



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Sounds like a script from a reality site :Graucho

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Didnt see that coming, honestly didnt good shit.