Ever gotten a boner while getting a professional massage...?
 

Im thinking of getting a swedish or Californian massage by hopefuly a lovely lady.. . but im worry about embarassing reactions... :pimp

Someone got an embarrassing story..? How was your experience Juicy D.?

pay a bit more for the "happy ending" and they'll sort that out too :winkwink:

Just hire a whore at 1/3rd the cost and stick your big EMBARRASSING boner right in her face :2 cents:

"happy ending 40 dolla"

Holy fuck.. thats the massage place just in front of my Gym.. Its called.."Relaxation Center for You" (translated in english) .... I just made a google search.. and this is their ad...

" CENTRE de Relaxation pour toi enr. Nos masseuses te séduiront Laval 5035Bl des Laurentides 450 625-1700" "

It says " Our masseuses will seduce you.." :1orglaugh Guess I'll definately get a boner.. and im sure they wont mind...

No, but I've gone flacid having a shadey massage froma crack whore with no teeth.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

alright. i went overboard:glugglug

yes i have... hehe, it was at my chiro's office, and some hot new chick came and gave me my massage... and when i turned around.... pitched tent... lol.... she just looked in shock 'oh my' hahaha :1orglaugh

Never hada massage before. But I had to get some circulation tests run on my legs once, and had to wear shorts. Anyway, the girl who did the tests was a fucking hottie :thumbsup She had to use some kinda cream and a machine like a ultrasound thing and man she was all over my legs for over an hour. About 5 minutes into it I got a woody and it stayed hard the whole time. She saw it, and kinda smiled :Graucho

hahaha i member back in the days when I was like 10 or 11 I would get all rock hard before my doctor would give me a physical. She was hot. :glugglug

Just don't Fart.... :(

the female therapists will think that far worse!!!!!!

That is the worst thing that has ever happened to me as a massage therapist (before being online) I had guys ask me to finish them off... (in a gym) I had them talk to me about sex with their wives (in the gym) and have had them pitch tent... not a big deal...

The worst was this guy who kept farting loud through the whole thing.. I could barely keep from laughing...

Here's some hot places for the folks in Montreal.. btw. anyone tried any of these...?

http://vitevitevite.com/vitevitevite...rig342&cat=140

Massage is all about relaxing, don't worry about it :)

And amazingly enough she starts rubbing it for another 20 bucks

we called a lady the other day, who charges only $20 a hour for swedish. Trained in China & Tailand. Barely spoke English, but she did a really good job.
Farely attractive, about 35 years old, with a nice hard body. My wife left the room and left me alone with her. It was nice and relaxing, but not sexual.

May be next time I'll ask her for a hand job

Just ask if she can take care of it and if not say thank you anyways and does she mind if you do?...

By the way, jerk off before the massage. Less likely to get a hard on.

I got a tinkle

you wouldn't be the first one to pop a tent.

I'm usually too fucking relaxed to get wood in a massage... Unless they are right up on it.

i popped a woodie just reading all this

reminded me of the time i went to a happy ending massage place and this young oriental saw i was in a rush and said 'you need to go fast?' and i said yeah thinking 15 minutes but she quickly popped a condom in her month and on put it on me and then started licking my balls, giving me a handjob and fingering my ass with oil, holy fuck i was done in 1 minute... quickest ever.

Was it in Woodland Hills?
:)

Address?

:1orglaugh

:uhoh

everytime :) one time this older lady freaked the fuck out. i think she was new. most of the time i think they know that it's a natural reaction.