What would be the best time to rob Taboo's home?
 

Problem is, he's always online, doesn't seem to sleep.

I figure the only way I can steal his blog empire idea is to short out his pc via remote van, maybe have it done punk'd style.

Then he has to actually load up the pc, drive his tan Dodge Breeze the forty miles to civilization from rural Alabama, and BAM, we hit his house hard.

The other possibility is that his whois records use a P.O. Box, so he has to make at least a trip a day to drive the forty miles to civilization in his tan Dodge Breeze to pick up his very important mail, such as pitches from Network Solutions.

Either way, it will be done, and done good.

I guess nobody thought this was funny.

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ive found it very funny ;)

What happens if the guys house is now broken into.


We got you on record planning it.


Only if you have my luck would this be a problem

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j/k, but you have planned it all out. scary...

you have to catch me during the 4 hours I'm asleep. But you better do it now because when I start on Provigil next year, you're going to be out of luck.

fyi, if you drive by my house and fart, I'll get a text message on my mobile plus your pic is archived. :1orglaugh

but what's this blog empire you speak of? :)

is this because I own DomBuyer.com? I told you I was going to give it to you as a peace offering. LOL.

true. note to self: never plan a crime online. :)

I'll never make that mistake again

granted taboo has some nice propertys, but honestly. if we are going domain snatching, lets get webfather. :Graucho

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So true. Now if someone does actually rob him, the cuffs will be on me in no time. :mad:

Sorry buy you'll have to get past me and my crew to do anything to hurt webfather. I'll protect Rick's piggybank with my life.

http://www.inpunctodesign.de/bilder/bodyguards.jpg

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hey, you are just the guy i was wanting to talk 2

any news? :Graucho

Yes, hired more people and tasking one to develop "the master plan".

Nice to have good friends. :glugglug

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I like the sounds of that. Keep me in the loop as things go bro. See you in vegas?

NOW, this thread is funny!

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-Dino

I get emails all the time meant for you. I've made many thousands off of them--keep it comin'

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edit: many hundreds :(

wait for a 30 minute lag in between his post, then you know he passed out. now, you only have a small window of oppurtunity because his computer addiction will start kicking in and he will wake up from the shakes running to the screen, unless he passed out on the computer. before he wakes up, just a little frying pan to the the head works for me. doink!

I also want a 15% refferal fee......lol :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

you all are so crazy. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

One day I'm going to post that I'm going on vacation just to see who drops by my house. LOL. I even work online when I'm on my exercise bike every morning.

That is sadness in a bottle right there :1orglaugh

when you're ready for the transfer, let me know. I'm tired of getting all your email. :)

:1orglaugh yeah, that's one way to look at it. I used to watch TV or read, but decided to be productive and it really helps the time pass by quickly.

For someone that's online 20 hours/day then you can't wait until they go to sleep so you'll have to try and lure them outside and away from their computer.

If he's in the south then try this approach.

Have someone stand outside his house and yell something like

Wow! Look at the size of those antlers on that deer!

Boobs aren't the only "rack" a southern man appreciates looking at.

Then - 20 or so feet away from the door - have an ice cold bud waiting and when he walks up to it he'll see another one 30- 40 feet away and so on and so on.....

While this is all happening - you sneak in through the back!

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buncha crazy people online today. LOL.

Taboo have we met before?

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Ahhhh..... DomBuyer that was funny! I just didn't see this thread.

The Provigil comeback was pretty humorous also.

Hmmm... perhaps but probably not, so I'll just say "Not yet!". I wanted to go to Rick's domain summit / traffic conference but AVM said he wanted to kick my ass, so I stayed home (to watch the domaindrops). :) :1orglaugh

edit: why do you ask?

I was kidding, just FYI. :glugglug

You come to the one next year...I'll buy you a drink, then kick your ass.

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:1orglaugh kick my ass FIRST, then buy me a drink. much more fun that way.

Just curious.

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LOL

Pretty funny shit

yeah.. so funny, he's made me paranoid.

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I heard a noise outside my house... is that you DomBuyer?

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taboo is an inspiration

Lol, dombuyer, Latona, brand0n and krl have formed a pack

You are in for it.

I hate the interweb, I can never tell if people are being sarcastic or nice. wait it's GFY, so should I assume sarcasm? Please use smileys next time. LOL.

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hehe, nice old thread. :)

old but current, cause he's still lurking outside. LOL. I think he's watching me blog. trying to figure out my secrets... :1orglaugh

hey, DomBuyer I put a little shoutout to you on http://DomainNews.com and linked back to this thread. j/k.

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its a real knee slapper, a fabulous rib tickler :disgust

But it's sure funny now!

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great now I get to rob Taboo's house and have the authorities pin it to DomBuyer! Even better!

now the next guy's going to see that and pin it on "both" of you. :1orglaugh

best time to rob me is when you haven't seen any recent posts on http://DomainNews.com, then you know I'm asleep or on vacation. :winkwink:

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