Hooker wins lottery!
 

Prostitute Wins Lottery - and Gives Sex for Free

Hooker with a heart Jenny Jugs won a $100 million lottery jackpot and now gives sex away for free.

"I love my work, but don't need the money anymore, so it makes sense," says Jugs, a 28-year-old streetwalker from Vancouver, Canada.

"Giving men pleasure is all I ever wanted to do since I was 12 years old. I never wanted fancy jewelry or yachts or tea parties with boring rich people.

"Sometimes I'd have to pinch myself because I was living my dream and getting paid to do something I'd do for free if I could. Now I can."

On the fateful day, Jugs was standing on her usual corner, just outside a delicatessen.

"Something told me to go in and buy a ticket," she says. "I used all my girlfriends' birthdays for numbers."

A few days later, the deli owner posted the winning numbers, and Jugs rushed inside to show him her ticket.

"I was so excited!" she says. "Everyone said now I could travel, buy expensive clothing, live in a mansion. But I'm already happier than 99 percent of people on earth. That's when I came up with a solution. I'd just keep my job, but do it for nothing. Smart huh?"

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/sex/61244

BULLLLLSHITTTTTTT :2 cents:

And she's hot! I can't wait to see her pleasure batboy. He needs a good lay.

I hope to god you know that paper isn't real

weeklyworldnews is fake idiot.

Story doesn't sound real and she doesn't look hot.

NinjaSteve - in Poland you will see what hot chicks look like :)

Once of the cover of Weekly World News they featured the First Bigfoot Hooker...:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh That was one hairy BIATCH.

Good for her :thumbsup
It would suck if she found out she has AIDS too :(

lol...*sigh*...

And I was taken for a moment ...:(

I was going say, i spent my whole life playing lottos and she wins?:ak47:

1- This is Weekly World News.

2- No Canadian Lottery has a $100 million jackpot

3- Imagine if that where fucking true. Imagine the 15 mile line up of guys. She would be banged more than a $2 Thai hooker and would end up with a Grand-Canyon-like gap for pussy.

I never said it was true, I just found it funny. Tah Tah

Blah false alarm, back to the main forum

what an ugly broad

My new favorite website.

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61660

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I knew it!

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Does the brown bag come in the free package? I hope. You get want you pay for, in that case its free, but... :anon