it's hard to pee wiht a vibrator in your ass
 

I may have missed a lot of posts, but it seems to me that there are a lot of uptight asses around here even though we all supposedly work in the adult industry.

So, I figured I'd let everyone know that it is hard to pee with a vibrator in your ass. I just got my house back to myself (Mom was up for a while helping me take care of my kid) and I figured I'd break the place back in by running around naked for a few hours before I hit the sack and jack off a bit, for fun :P
While I was in my nightstand grabbing my rubber vaginas (I broke one of them tonight, dammit) I noticed the vibrating buttplug thing. I never got the chance to use it on my ex, I kicked her out the same night I bought it (found out she was a bitch). I was kinda sauced up one night about a week afterwards and I thought of another ex who always wanted to fuck me with a strapon, but I was too scared, so I figured.. what the hell? I lubed the fucker up and stuck it in. It was a bit uncomfortable at first but once I got used to it, the vibrating part was really fucking cool!
Anyway, I get the thing out tonight, shove it in, and as I'm heading for my office (free porn :D) I figured I'd piss so nothing would interupt my orgasm when I got there ( I hate it when I build up a realy big one and suddenly have to piss, there's realy no quicker way to get blue-balls) and I discovered - it's really hard to piss when something is stuck in your ass. I tried all the tricks I normally employ, such as thinking of waterfalls, spitting on my dick and rubbing it in hard circles to create that intense feeling where you HAVE to piss, etc - no avail.

This was really more of a public service announcement than anything, there's no need for people to have to find out things like this on their own when we have a superhighway of information readily available.

um....thanks for the info??

:sleep :sleep :sleep

I'll have to remember that for next time. :winkwink:

eh

i forgot what i wanted to say...

wow...i kept reading thinking it wasn't going to get weirder..but it just kept going further...i feel dumb now..

turn on the sink, that works for me

ok

hahaha I didn't think anyone would even read the whole thing. Nice to see serious well articulated responses...
I should have a breathalyzer on my keyboard, for cock's sake...

thanks for this critical piece of information

:eek7

I am here to help.

This thread is worthless without pics.

wtf :1orglaugh

thx for letting us know

since I am making an ass out of myself tonight :winkwink:

http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...adid=399699&s=

ok!:eek7

speechless

wow... i got like 8% wood reading that... does that make me gay, or does my sig?

spitting on my dick and rubbing it in hard circles to create that intense feeling where you HAVE to piss


ROFLROFL i have never tried this method, i must use this technique next time.

well thanks for that post, Mr. Obvious

Is something gnna happen if you see telephone poles sparking outside when its raining?

yeah, there's no way im reading all that.