Is Amputate Dead
 

Well, is he? I havent seen him around in like 24 hours and im cncerned he drank himself to death saturday.

Has anyone seen a corpse lying around?

He's at the hospital, getting his stomach pumped and the stitches where the cat scratched him for stepping on it worked on.

uuuuunnnnnghhhhhh... what day is it..?

He's alive.

i feel better now.... slammed some Cuervo 1800 to wake up...

good times.... :glugglug

You moved to Australia or something? It;s only Saturday nite, well Sunday morning now.

Don't take the couch if you're leaving.

i shot you in the head, with my ultra right wing gun. how did you survive?

Amp almost died a year ago, while eating some lobster he tripped on a discarded shell and hit his head on the corner of the leaky ole waterjug

to his dismay, yesterday he awoke from his coma and found himself in Maui

during his coma Amp's girlfriend kept having weird dreams about dragonflys and mothmen

the posts on this board by Amp over the course of a year have been considered a miracle by some and an enigma by others

huh?

:stop :waaaaahh

:1orglaugh