The Lightspeed dog bit me in the face.
 

I think I had it coming though. Tell the little man I am sorry :) I think we got off on the wrong paw.

The party was a fabulous time. I am really glad to be alive today. Actually, I am just glad that I know where I am now. Scottsdale is large, trust me, I saw all of it. Really worth the drive to see you Vanilla.

Steve and Shannon, thank you greatly for your hospitality. It is really appreciated. It was great finally getting to hang out.

I got a nice tour of your neighborhood in a town car, by the way. Really nice area.



Ron (ccbill). You are a class act. Thanks for putting all of that together. And thanks for the laugh, we will have to trade more stories about that in Vegas.



Sheri and Easton, thank you for taking care of me. You two really went out of your way; it is appreciated. I am throwing that shirt away.



Buzz and Rachel, wish I could have made breakfast. It was really fabulous seeing you two.



Baddog, good times for sure. Certainly worth the drive for us.



Vanilla and Stewie, you two are top-knotch. Vanilla, I hope you had a great time, great birthday. I have never seen a girl regulate 2 strippers the way you did :)


Corvet, Punker, BryanY, always a pleasure.
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My favorite quotes:

"Vanilla, I think I need you to help me get Cory out of the VIP room. I don't think I can do it alone."
-Easton

"The Lightspeed dog bit me in the face."
-Me

"Would you like more chips?"
-I don't even need to tell you.

"Sir, can you just drive me back to the Lightspeed mansion?"
-me
"Lightspeed? What is that? Are you ok sir?"
-Sedan driver

"You need to choose between Vanilla or Christies. Get up Cory, you are coming with us. Girls, he is done here."
-Vanilla

hahaha, whatever, that little guy wouldnt hurt a fly!

this thread rocks!

Cory glad you got back to LA safely :)

see you in a few in Vegas...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Hilarious!!

It was great to see you, babe! Thanks sooo much for coming out, and for all my b-day goodies. :) Glad that you made it home alive... without walking there. :winkwink:

Good hangin with ya! Glad ou made it home in one piece :1orglaugh

Last thing I remember was askin Steve if you could crash at his place.

Definately a fun night!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Look at it this way, you can always get a gig as a tour guide in Scottsdale if this whole interweb thang doesn't work out. :winkwink:


Great hanging out with you bud! Thanks for driving out. :glugglug


Who do I have to fuck around here to get some more chips? :Graucho

Did you drop kick the dog?

Well, he saw what you did to our guinnea pigs, and he wanted none of that! :1orglaugh

I'm glad you are ok. We woke up today and wondered where you disappeared to! Shannon wanted to call the police and file a missing person report. I told her you were a big boy, you'd turn up sooner or later. And here you are!

Glad you are ok, sorry my dog wasn't up for a wild night with you.

Steve Lightspeed

I can't believe that dog bit you. It looks like this guy...

http://www.hi-net.zaq.ne.jp/foliage/...mg/snuggle.jpg


I would have punted that little bastard.

Cory, those quotes are great. I wish you had a camera on you when you asked the cab driver to take you to the Lightspeed House. ROFL

My early morn ICQ from Shannon was the best "Sheri, do you know where cory is?" LOL

You forgot another fine quote of yours:

"Sheri, people keep telling me I was spilling things on myself, but I can't find any evidence of that." :1orglaugh

See you in Vegas, player. ;)

Cory, It was great haning with ya,,, Vegas is going to be a riot :glugglug :glugglug

Cory you just have to remember that it's ok to love animals just don't "LOVE" them if you get what I mean you sick bastard...:Graucho

I am really not sure how I ended up in Steve's shower with the little pooch, but he got the wrong idea. I just wanted to be friends.

LOL it sounds like you actually remember a lot for being that fucked up. :)

Cory, remember this?

http://www.stevelightspeed.com/cory_vanilla.jpg

I really hope that my pants were off in this picture.
:1orglaugh

I think Vanilla was trying to get the cranberry out of my shirt!

Was that your camera phone?

That is damn good quality.

That's my girl!!!!

I swear I think my dog bit Steve once though.

Easton broke it up before I could retaliate.

Lol... Cool pic....

Here are some police photos of Steve's trained killer after he was captured:

http://www.stevelightspeed.com/attackdog.jpg

OMG :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I am impressed that you remember that many quotes.

I was wondering why the little guy was in lockup when I ran into him later.

He must be quite the jumper to be able to get all the way up to your face.

Who says dogs start looking like their owners? I think its the other way around!

http://www.stevelightspeed.com/attackdog3.jpg

ROFL

such the good doggies
**pats head and scratches behind the ears**

LOL

Glad you came out Cory it was goood seeing you!!!! I'll let you know when i will be in LA i should be booking my flight later this week. :winkwink:

OMG you lucky bastard!:feels-hot

http://www.stevelightspeed.com/cory_vanilla.jpg

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/pictures/030/066.jpg

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/pictures/030/065.jpg



Vanilla IS an Animal! :1orglaugh

Are you talking to Vanilla :1orglaugh

LOL :1orglaugh