We are all going to jail...
 

I know I did this at least once in my life.....


Defacement of Currency

Defacement of currency is a violation of Title 18, Section 333 of the United States Code. Under this provision, currency defacement is generally defined as follows: Whoever mutilates, cuts, disfigures, perforates, unites or cements together, or does any other thing to any bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence of debt issued by any national banking association, Federal Reserve Bank, or Federal Reserve System, with intent to render such item(s) unfit to be reissued, shall be fined not more than $100 or imprisoned not more than six months, or both.

Defacement of currency in such a way that it is made unfit for circulation comes under the jurisdiction of the United States Secret Service.

Writing something in the border or even drawing a moustache on ol' Ben Franklin does not count. The bill must be basically unspendable which takes a lot.

Let me tell you, the condition of some of the bills that I have gotten have been almost in two pieces. Taped together.

I guess the FBI and CIA are falling behind,

:flagface

CIA is not the Secret Service. The money falls to the Secret Service. FBI???

right, i know i have taped many dollar bills in my time