Ok. What do you fuckers want? I will tell you if you have been good or bad.
 

lets hear it. I do not have all day for this.

The new Mustang of course!

I want the new motorola Razor phone from Cingular.

That thing looks pretty sweet.

A Real Doll.



Thanks...

A glass dildo. Must be at least 8" long. Preferably dark-colored. Must imitate a black cock.

Pretty gay.

Seriously.

You get a pez dispenser and that is now a maybe.

It just came out.

I am giving you hair. you will thank me later.

Snow. Thank you.

Mrs. clause has a few. She is a nasty little slut.

I will bring one of her old ones for you.

Your bald...where is the hair going to come from?

that is really practical. I will change the weather for you.

you get nothing.

a Dell x50v

Penis reduction surgery :(

I'd like to sit on Santa's lap!

Waitaminute. I couldn't quite hear the sarcasm. Would you be so kind as to put tags around it so that I can get it? thanks.

i want to bang you like a dirty elf

Can I get a some girl-on-girl porn with some really cheap liqour? I've been really good all year :)

no

i will throw me spinning you round and round in for free

the rates have not changed since last year.

i stopped the whole "volunteer" thing after the dot com crash

I want a new couch :)

santa just got an erection.

more beer

i will just drive the sleigh into ikea during the busiest shopping time of the year.

right.

you get my penis.

best I can do.

i want a new laptop and sneaker.

You can stop here last and we can enjoy all the cheap liqour and lesbian porn you can stand :winkwink:

Santa left it for me..i got it 2 days ago

I am still on probation. I can't carry alcohol or 8-balls in the sleigh anymore.

they have mad checkpoints on christmas eve.

white man always trying to keep a santa down.

or I will just come to your place first. I really don't care if a bunch of little bastards get presents.

I would rather get laid by hot ass.

Hmmm... What to ask for... hmmm... I can't decide, do you have any ideas, Santa? I have been real bad this year... :Graucho

New laptop, thanks.

hahah BUSTED I know who Santa is! :)

i am giving you my penis and a good spanking for impersonating a santa.

the fine is double during the holiday times.

evidence

http://images.vanilladeville.com/hh2004.jpg

I like the way you think. On your way over, please pick up some batteries, the KJ Jelly what warms up, and some Marlboro Lights.

ok. lets see. how many laptops have been asked for in this thread?

how many have I given out?

I will send you Talas snow.

ohhhh I have been such a naughty little girl, Santa! Spank me, Spank me... Harder Damnit!! :Graucho I have been such a bad, bad girl!!!

it is christmas time.

lets smoke reds

What's KJ Jelly?? :winkwink:

haha:1orglaugh It's santa's special brand

just make sure your chimney is clean this year. management requires i wear that outfit that makes me look fat and your chimney was a bitch last year.

but worth it

new shoes :Graucho

You know I don't have a chimney, Santa... How dare you!! Have you been seeing other naughty little girls on the side??

I want 2 hot blonde twins 18 years old dumb ass a box of rocks?

Ok, if you insist. Probably wouldn't hurt to grab a cigar as well. :Graucho

ok. i am even going to do the dance clubs you go to a favor and throw in some rythm for you no additional charge

i will have something on me for you to smoke. dont worry about the cigar

I would like Mr. Izzz to be my housekeeper for a day...

you get to make out with me

he can watch

that would turn me on

Can I get some more lingerie and fetish accessory packs for the Vanilla DeVille Action Wife that you brought me a few years ago (the one with the hand-job grip and realistic deep-throat action)?