$50 paypal x-mas gift to the person who...
 

...gives me one of the five jokes that head Late Late Show writer thought was funny out of 80,000 jokes he wrote in his time with the show.

The answer is in the Jan issue of GQ.

Whoever posts one of the jokes correctly (no mistakes..heh heh) gets $50 paypal, either now or when I come back from lunch.

Go! :xmas-smil

Winner goes by time stamp: Whoever's in first with a winner is a winner, biatch! :love-smil

Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he?d like to eat. "I?ll have some fuckin? French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more fuckin? French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don?t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don?t want the fuckin? French toast."

im an ass

Nope. :action-sm

Can you give us a hint? :1orglaugh

When I went to college, my parents threw a going away party for me, according to the letter.

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LOL, pretty good.

one more:

I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy. :upsidedow

Did Fatalspeed win? If so, congrats. :winkwink:

No, didn't win, but the laugh is appreciated.

Going out for lunch. Back in a few..

"The University of Arkansas has bought the house that Bill Clinton grew up in and plans to make it into a museum. The university has also bought the doghouse that Bill spent most of the '90s in." --Conan O'Brien

Today was Arnold Schwarzenegger's inauguration as Governor of California. Arnold was told to 'Raise your right hand and butcher the English language after me.'"

I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.

lol

This is a hard fooker to crack...


"The January
2005 issue of GQ appears on newsstands nationwide Tuesday, December 28. ... "

No wonder I can not find it.

I got the writers name , and all kinds of info, but not his 5 favorites. I am thinking about going up to the store and bribe a someone to sell me the fooker early :)

Piss on it


"The Joke Writer," by Ross Abrash, page 82
The Late Late Show's chief monologue writer, Ross Abrash, prays each day
that Mike Tyson bites somebody, Billy Joel crashes his car or J.Lo gets
divorced so he can turn their troubles into jokes.

http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/st...2672750&EDATE=


All the info I really got

Mines prolly in the damn PO box and I cant get to it cause of the snow :Buck:

Just proves that without Google, most of you guys are lost ;)

But seriously, it's funny that something that can't be googled causes so much frustration. :laughing-

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/409529-heres-5-jokes-kill-palpal-address-inside.html

There ya go lol Paypal address is [email protected] :smokin

Paypal sent. Congrats
:xmas-smil

Wow That was fasT! Thx and happy holidays!

Same to you
:xmas-smil

good works to those who got a good joke..congrats!